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August 07, 2007

Apple computer unveils new Super Gheyputer

I know. Emotions run wild.

Homos.

It's basically the same machine with a brushed aluminum case.

Woo.

Faster chips. Yawn. Like they were gonna put in slower ones.

Glossy screens. I got a boner.

I don't know why people care but according to revenue they do, big time. iPhone iFreaks and AppleMacleSendtotrash goofyhead morondoofs.

*full disclosure. Bought Mrs. Dave in Texas one (an iMac*) last year. She likes it. And eldest kid stood in line for an iPhone.

I didn't pay for that. Not cash anyway. It'll come outta my ass somehow though, I'm sure.


* update: based on a comment I might not have been clear about having purchased an iMac, not an iPhone, which my kid bought and I want no part of.


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