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August 20, 2007

That Goofy "Make Bush President For Life" Article

Over at Hot Air they have Alex Jones melting down over (inter alia) what he claims is a "think tank" which is a "White House front" demanding that Democracy be repealed so that Bush can serve for life. In response to this, he calls for the deaths of all neocons.

You may wonder what the hell "think tank" with real "connections" to the Bush Administration this could possibly be. Certainly no "think tank" I know of wants Bush President for Life -- indeed, most conservatives aren't even sure they want Bush made President for 2007, but are simply resigned to accepting that fact.

MonicaB. has found what must be the article Alex Jones is convinced is a bona fide plan for action for declaring Bush President for Life.

What think tank is from? The very famous, very influential "Family Security Foundation, Inc.," which I'm sure you're all familiar with.

And it's written by the very famous, very well-connected Bush official "Phillip Adkinson," who you all know has often been called "Rove's Brain." He's the puppetmaster that pulls the strings of the sub-puppetmaster, you know.

So, what we have is one wackadoo no one's ever heard of writing an article no one's ever read, an then this other pussy scumbag Alex Jones ginning this up as an excuse to rant about how much he and his other "good old boys" are itchin' to shoot or lynch "neocon yuppies" (i.e., Jews and other undesirables, such as non-Truthers of any religious persuasion).

PS, I call shenanigans on the "Family Security Foundation, Inc." and "Phillip Adkinson." I'd like some evidence they actually, you know, exist in the real world.

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