I Don't Want To Politicize The Minneapolis Bridge Collapse, But I'm Pretty Sure It Was Andrew Sullivan's Fault

Hey, why not. If everyone else is going to blame the bridge collapse on their favorite bugaboos, why shouldn't I join in?

So, here are the guilty parties, as noted by Ed Driscoll: Islamophobia, the Iraq War, Global Warming, and, of course, Teh Gheys.

Somewhere out there a cabal of Jewish Reptilian Space Vampires are high-fiving each other as they gloat, "It's all going precisely to plan...."

Equally thrilled, it seems, are the politicians and bureaucrats who, you know, actually had responsibility for the bridge's maintenance.

"B-b-but Ace, You Blamed It On Earmarks!" Dude, inconsistency is the hobgoblin of people who need to drink a tall cool glass of shut up and get out of my face.

But seriously, at least my theory has the virtue of being grounded somewhat in fiscal, and physical, reality.

Whoops: Corrected the link.

posted by Ace at 06:50 PM

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