Internet Bullshitter Angers Shaolin Monks

It's not nice to talk trash about Kung Fu masters.

The Internet user, calling themselves “Five Minutes Every Day,” said on an online forum last week that a Japanese ninja came to Shaolin, asked for a fight and many monks failed to beat him, the newspaper said.

“The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain,” the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.

The Shaolin temple monks issued a statement of condemnation and are demanding an apology to the entire Chinese nation.

Can't help but notice how much publicity is being paid to just one forum-dork.

Virtually all of the blog-dorks who visit this moronblog can come up with much better slurs against the Shaolin Temple Kung Fu Masters.

Maybe. I think.

Wouldn't want to turn it into a competition or anything.

posted by Laura. at 03:11 PM

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