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Climate Forecasting Models Predict That Increasing Number of Weather Events Will Be Blamed On Global WarmingThe science is quite settled on this point. NYC's downpour two days ago? Global warming. Or global wettening. Who knows. As Jim Geraghty said, "Global warming is what we used to know as 'weather.'" Did Global Warming Cause NYC Tornado? Don't worry, that caveat safely out of the way, he'll soon let us know it is, in fact, "quite that simple." The storm, which gathered strength over Pennsylvania, drenched New Jersey and then pounded the city at sunrise Wednesday was strong but not particularly rare for a hot summer day, said Jeff Warner, a meteorologist at Pennsylvania State University. James Hansen? Hmmm... where do I know that name from? Storms, Hansen explained in an e-mail to The Associated Press, are fueled by heat and moisture, and our atmosphere is becoming warmer and more humid. Right. An "increase in the type of intense storm cells that used to roll through only once every five or 10 years." Umm... when was did the last powerful storm like this rolled through NYC? I'm going to back-of-the-envelope it and say it was about "five or 10 years" ago... if not more. And as his crews pumped millions of gallons of water from submerged train tracks, Metropolitan Transportation Authority Executive Director Elliot G. Sander said: "We may be dealing with meteorological conditions that are unprecedented." When did the head of the NYC f'n' subway system become a climate change expert credentialed to authoritatively opine on weather? Probably about the same time he he got rapped for the system's nonexistent rider information system, and needed a scapegoat. As they say, everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything about it, and even better, controlling the weather is not his job, so he really can't be blamed for any of this. Near article's end Gov. Spitzer claims NYC has had three powerful rainstorms in seven months, which seems to prove global warming is destroying NYC, but I can't seem to recall those previous storms making national headlines. Incidentally, this article's author is one "David Caruso." Yes, David Caruso.* Does global warming concern you? (sunglasses off) Good. Because global warming should concern us all. (sunglasses on) * Okay, David B. Caruso. Close enough. Thanks to RobG.
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