« Onion News: Congress Debates Skull-Fucking Bill of 2007 | Main | Campers Catch Peeping Tom - Tie Him to Tree Until Authorities Arrive »
August 23, 2007

Student-Athlete Of The Day

Every Day Should Be Saturday noticed the, um, interesting responses to a Facebook quiz posted by Marques Slocum of the U Michigan football team.

I guess this might be a reason to discuss the aggressively anti-intellectual -- or more accurately, pro-ignorance -- "Cult of the Authentic" which is more responsible for black failure than all the racism in the world. One can understand a bit of white-culture rejectivism on the part of some ghettoized blacks, but how the hell did average intelligence become a uniquely white aspect of "culture"? (Incidentally, while rappers can be blamed for some elements of the debased "culture of authenticity" among some blacks -- the aggressive nihilism, the glorification of the "thug life" -- they can't be blamed for this particular aspect. Most rappers are quite comfortable letting people know they're pretty smart, and don't themselves seem to consider intelligence some white-man con which needs to be rejected. And yet, even with prominent, ahem, role-models championing, or at least not denigrating, smarts and articulateness, this idea that intelligence is a sell-out to The Man persists.)

I'll skip all that and just say I want to know where Slocum got his pet -- a "fuck lion" -- and whether or not it would make a good "apartment cat."


do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

fuckin real

When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

Get the number or give the number?

i would have 2 say bof

Romance or Kinky Sex?

it dont matta however i can get it

How do you feel?

i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person

What size shoe do you wear?

a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here

...


Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

...


Favorite element?

i would have 2 go with………….. water

What was your last thought?

why da fuck am i doin dis interview

Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?

i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on

...

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

i want sum milk and cookies

...

Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?

dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes

Are you a cat or a dog person?

im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat

[huh? Was that English? And what happened to the fuck lion?]

...

Define yourself in 3 words…

im da shit

Do you eat cold cereal at night?

what da fuck is cold cereal

...


Where do you want to travel next?

da future


...


What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka

What is your favorite food?

I like 2 licky licky licky licky… lol

Do you read harry potter books?

who da fuck is dat!

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated


Have you had a beer in the last week?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

Bof of dem shits is nasty but i fuck wit gatorade

Lion_sex.jpg

Personally, I would have gone with the Great Fuck Shark. The Great Fuck Shark is not only the world's most efficient predator, it's also a playa 4 life that fucks bitches in bof dey holes befo it kills dey asses... lol.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

digg this
posted by Ace at 01:10 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
ThePrimordialOrderedPair: "[i]Didn't Vince Vaughn play a serial killer back w ..."

Hairyback Guy: "You all realize that if harvey weinstein was a tra ..."

Hillary!: "[i]251 Will Hillary release her toe records? P ..."

Christopher R Taylor: "[i]Why does Hillary Clinton rub elbows with sexual ..."

Mortimer - disappointed: "Fubbin' fabbots. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unempl ..."

Grey Fox: "[i]When you say comes crashing down, are we thinki ..."

FireHorse: "Why does Hillary Clinton rub elbows with sexual pr ..."

Old Blue [/b][/i][/s]: "When you say comes crashing down, are we thinking ..."

Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! : "252. Rabbot style? Or Cybernetic Ghost of Christm ..."

Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM: "I remember watching Changeling, Clint Eastwood's m ..."

naturalfake: "[i] Didn't Vince Vaughn play a serial killer back ..."

flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner: "[i]240 Why does Hillary Clinton rub elbows with s ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64