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August 16, 2007

Another Johnathan E. Riches © Lawsuit

A PDF, in which it takes him 57 pages just to name all of the people he's suing.

Who include Monica Lewinsky, the Pope, John Deere, George Bush, Hugo Chavez, the Uniform Commercial Code (?!!), Jimmy Hoffa, Hitler's Nazis (he specifies he's going after the real old-school Nazis), Google, Jay Z, the Queen of England, Steven Spielberg, "Nuclear Power Plant," Tony Danza, The Magna Carta (?!!), and "Tsunami Victims" (I think he just added them in because it's always good to bring an unsympathetic party into a suit).

And then it begins to get a little nutty.

This guy takes the Sol Rosenberg principle -- "Sue everybody!" -- to an unintended extreme.

Thanks to Dave From Garfield Ridge, who gives this his official, coveted "It's Not Quite Old Yet" seal of approval.


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