Snake Eyes...(Kat-Missouri) | Main | Well, it is in the news [eddiebear]
August 18, 2007

Baboon Spider needs a new home

Some moron up in NY was keeping one of these things as a "pet" and apparently it got too much to handle. Only 5" long, capable of jumping 3', very aggressive, with fangs 1/2" long.

..."These do not make good pets," SPCA Chief Roy Gross said Friday. "They are very aggressive."...

...can move very quickly, are unpredictable and are more likely to bite than other tarantulas...

...The spider's venom is not poisonous but its bite is painful, like being hit with a hammer, Denemark said...


Can everyone wait a moment while I go out in the garage and hit my hand with a hammer a few times so I can experience how much fun it would be to own an aggressive spider with 1/2" fangs? I'm pretty sure its gotta be better than poking sharp sticks into my eye...maybe even better than juggling white hot steel rivets or bobbing for French fries.

digg this
posted by Purp at 11:38 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
JAS: "Sotomayor? The Wise-ass Latina needs to put dow ..."

J.J. Sefton: " 6 J.J. You should think about writing some stuff ..."

Vic We Have No Party: "When that asshole Rep. Carlos Curbelo first showed ..."

Chilling the most: "11 Mitch looks like a guy wandering around a parki ..."

AltonJackson: "g'mornin' again, 'rons ..."

Kreplach: "@11Actually Mitch looks like a Muppet character.Ho ..."

Peaches: "Good morning, lovies!  Excellent post, JJ.&nb ..."

Cato the Rebel Without a Party: "I'd imagine that the guard has caught a sudden cas ..."

Mr. Peebles: "The Left's hate for Christopher Columbus means at ..."

freaked: "Mitch looks like a guy wandering around a parking ..."

cathymv: "First up, in the Mandalay Bay massacre, the securi ..."

Blutarski-esque 0.0: "The arc continues to bend Trump's way. ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64