Seattle P-I Pussy: "I understand that people have a hard time with the concept that we get to decide what is news and what isn't, and what is fair and what isn't."

Umm... no, actually, you don't.

That's the problem. You keep insisting you have a more important, more influential job than the rest of us have agreed to give you. You jerkoffs keep describing the dream job that you wish you had, wished we would allow you to have. You simply refuse to accept that we do not give such important jobs out willy-nilly, and we especially don't hand them out to smugly incompetent morons like yourself who crave that sort of power just because they petulantly demand it.

We control the horizontal...
We control the vertical...

You shouldn't wear so much make-up. It makes you look like a whore.

You're not the gatekeeper, "Decider." Even when the MSM was the gatekeeper, a lame middle-management hack at a backwater piece of shit rag like you was never the gatekeeper. You have gatekeeper envy, and that's all.

If you see these fine folks whom the Seattle P-I will not lower itself to depict, call the FBI.

posted by Ace at 07:21 PM

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