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August 27, 2007

Another GOP Big Arrested For "Lewd Behavior" In A Public Restroom
Whoops, Drew Already Had It; Let's Call This An "Update"

Sen. Larry Craig.

Since that link seems to be down, I'm going to suck it up and link Wonkette.

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area,” the report states.

“Craig then proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times, and Karsnia noted in his report that ‘I could … see Craig had a gold ring on his ring finger as his hand was on my side of the stall divider.’”

But wait, there’s a very simple explanation for all of this!

In a recorded interview after his arrest, Craig “either disagreed with me or ‘didn’t recall’ the events as they happened,” the report states.

Fun, fun, fun. I'm told he's big in the NRA, which doesn't seem particularly relevant, but I'm sure The Deciders in the MSM will correct that misimpression.






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