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Democrat attacks on Trump are trivial, wrongheaded, and hypocritical, says... leftwing pop-metaphysics hobo Russell Brand
He points out that Trump's ginning up of anger at the media, and claiming they serve corporate masters, is a critique that never bothered the media before, and never was cause for the current moral panic and fainting-couch hyperventilations. Because it had come in previous years from the socialist left, who are, of course, the media's allies. And the media has always been willing to entertain the possibility that they're just not leftwing enough, and are being held back by anti-progressive forces.
SNL Sketch bragging about the immortality of Ruth Bader Ginsburg has aged poorly
Also, it's not funny. But of course it's not.
Apparently they did this bit a lot.
"Amy Coney Barrett's family has more diversity than the Huffington Post editorial board"
A conversation:
"Amy Coney Barrett's family has more diversity than the Huffington Post editorial board"
"She literally has more black children then RBG had black clerks"

That is true. The Notorious RBG was also The Racist RBG. She had one (1) black clerk in her long, long judicial career. And despite being a hardcore partisan left-liberal who is supposedly a champion of racial equality.Ginsburg's failure to hire more than one black clerk is not just bad luck or a long string of coincidences. That's design and determination.
Father of the Year candidate George Conway has successfully "stepped back" from politics and social media to save his daughter's mental health less frequently than Joe Biden has worked three or more hours in a day
He's Tweeting or retweeting every five minutes, exclusively about politics/Trump
Remember, both he and his wife announced they were departing the public eye in order to spare their troubled daughter further emotional trauma. One parent is observing that pledge; the other, manifestly, is not.
Trump haters hate Trump more than they love their children. I mean, we all knew that, implicitly. But here's your objective proof.
This fat bastard needs to get together with 3-Wives and go on a tour, explaining to men how they can be terrible husbands and worse fathers.
Robocop vs. the Terminator, from Mortal Combat 11
Another match
They also have Jason Vorhees, the Alien from Alien, and the Predator in Mortal Kombat X (the previous iteration)
The faces of the original cast of Star Trek superimposed (via Deepfake) on to the actors in the rebooted Star Trek
It's eerie. And very convincing. In five more years, we will no longer have need of living actors. Thank Goodness.
Via Thomas Bender
CNN's @PamelaBrownCNN reporting that President Trump's will nominate Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court tomorrow.

Babylon Bee: Democrats Post Job Listing for Supreme Court Nominee Accusers
Strangely, the "MuhNorms" crowd never has a cross word to say about Nancy Pelosi and other senior Democrats constantly making the case that a central, foundational element of American democracy -- the presidential debate -- should not happen, just because Sundown Joe has dementia
Isn't it strange which of MuhNorms they think are important and which they think, nah, not so much?
Almost all of these guys are obviously Joe Biden partisans -- but they won't admit that. They refuse to be straight with their readers. They lie about their partisan leanings because it's better for their Brand to pretend to be Republicans.
So I guess honestly isn't an important part of MuhNorms.
Ron Paul tweeted a pic of himself in hospital bed with a big thumbs up Message from Ron Paul: "I am doing fine. Thank you for your concern."
Posted by: vmom
Hillary Clinton looks like a mashed-potato sculpture of a goiter.
I agree with this speculation: Biden's getting juiced with provigil or amphetamines but can only take so many dosings safely. Hence the constant "lids."
BTW: Biden hasn't called a "lid" today, but where is he? Nowhere. So that's the way he intends to end the chatter about his early "lids:" He just won't declare them. Or he'll say he's calling a "lid" at 7:30 pm. He'll take the whole day off, but he won't admit it to the press. And the press will play along, keeping his early lids secret. Prediction: You will never see a reporter mentioning Biden taking the day off again.
Memories, Sweet Memories:
4 years and 14 days ago Hillary got tossed into the van like a sack of potatoes
Posted by: Yo!
Undisclosed Democrat donation-receiver and unacknowledged Biden partisan Jonah Goldberg: I can't agree with Noted C#ck Noah Rothman that appointing a Supreme Court Justice now is not a "reckless abuse of power"
Jonah Goldberg now finds the Sentient Soy Puddle Noah Rothman too toxically masculine and alt-right for his delicate neoliberal sensibilities
JUST IN: FL Gov says all restaurants and bars can fully open-- 100% capacity-- with no limitations from the state.

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