Sponsored Content




Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!



Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024
Arlington, VA
Details to follow


Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« No-NT | Main | Mid-Morning Open Thread »
December 14, 2018

The Morning Report - 12/14/18

tedli.jpg

Good morning kids. The weekend's here so let's get with it. As usual lots of things can be categorized into multiple buckets but let's get to the number one with a rubber-bullet category, Amnesty and Immigration. Grandma Gran-Mal Nancy Palsi insists there will be no wall funding even if it means the government is shut down forever. That orgasm inducing phrase aside, this indicates the President in the wake of that meeting with her and that goniffing momzer Cuck Schemer has painted the Dems as not wanting border security and responsible for any shut down of the government (not that that means a damn thing but it is a weapon used far too long on the GOP). Hang tough, Mr. President. Elsewhere, an infuriating statistic on foreign worker employment, we have a migrant invasion daily across the southern border, and wall or no wall (and we DO need one), high tech can be a powerful weapon in security. That said, enforcing the laws already on the books and punishing any and all lawbreakers whatever their nationality would do wonders all by itself.

In the wake of yesterday's big news about the judge in the Michael Flynn case going apeshit over the FBI's Stasi entrapment racket, Mueller-gate continues with Fat Eddie Munster-looking Andrew Napolitano lying about what the Cohen plea means vis a vis redounding on Trump, but lastly, Jerome Corsi could be in actual hot water over some sort of charity money raised to pay a doctor who evidently doesn't exist. Technically Doctor "Who?" but I digress...

To Politics where in the scandal subset, Maxine "Mikvah" Waters is getting into deeper hock with her daughter over campaign lucre, a Defense Department employee had a nice 17-year-long overtime pay going and then got caught and Paul Kengor looks back 20 years to Bill Clinton's impeachment. In other links, Trump puts the blame squarely on the Dems for a shutdown, a new bill makes Congresscritters responsible for their own "mish"-ugas, two weird ones where a new poll indicates a majority of Dems want their party to be less liberal (which calls into question the definition of the term "liberal') and Moonbeam thinks the party is getting too extreme. Have another bong hit, dude, and get your mind right. Another look at the insanity of vote harvesting, when does Trump finally put his foot down and two good essays vis a vis France's troubles and the madness of electoral college abolition and how We The People reassert our sovereignty.

Lots of First Amendment and Fake News Fakery news, Ted Lieu is outraged at conservative media daring to quote his exact words in wanting to cut our collective tongue out, the new NAFTA treaty preserves and expands Big Tech's Big Brother powers, a case study in how NBS crafts memes by lies and distortions, an alarming story about how a VA whistleblower got raided by the FBI (sound familiar?) sent to a psych ward (happy birthday, Solzhenitsyn) and was fired all because of some Tweets, DeadSpin has pleasant, congenial debate with tells gay conservative to shut the fuck up, Politifact's Lie of the Year is itself a big fat lie, and the Guardian equates Jooz with terrorists, or day-ending-in-"Y" department.

At the foreign desk, NSA John Bolton gets Africa-tough on the Chi-Coms, Russkies and UN while the administration is slashing funding for peacekeeping ops on the dark continent, Iran promises to ramp up nuke weapons production (thanks Obama and Corker!), the Chi-Coms arrest a drinking chum of Whoa, Fat! and Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Graham has Khashoggi on the brain, zee French dilemma, the continued Chi-Com threat in the western Pacific and go long on Thai sticks. Obama has.

In the religion of Peace, Daniel Greenfield has a rundown (no pun) of 20 years of Islamic Christmas terror in Deutschland, I have coined a new phrase because of Natalie Portman: the self-gassing Jew, and the Strasbourg terrorist is room temperature and ISIS is claiming responsibility, as the world media is still looking for a motive.

Domestically, NY State is persecuting a faith-based adoption agency, a former VA employee is challenging the law that makes it easy to fire corrupt government hacks such as him, Matt Whitaker did not violate the hosta Act, the FCC kneecaps California's insane text tax, and while Chief Justice John Crockovich is the next Anthony Kennedy, the jury is still out on Brett Kavanaugh despite last week's Planned Parenthood ruling.

In non-Dostoyevsky crime and punishment, scrambling to shore up and modify that FIRST STEP bill, the poster child for bail reform misses a gala event with Obama (heh) and former NYC sex crimes prosecutor Linda Fairstein, who was and is a decent person/prosecutor, gets the SJW Emanuel Goldstein treatment for doing her job fairly in a notorious gang rape case. Guess the races of the victim and the perps.

In other news, Air BnB is in deep-doo-doo over its Joo-boycott and that doesn't bode well for its upcoming IPO, miraculously, all the chancellors from U. Cal colleges are against the BDS movement despite the rogue professoriate, and a Prager U new video on child indoctrination. Two items from Enviro-Commie HQ, the lawyers in the Big Oil lawsuit shakedowns stand to make a ton of money and this Green New Deal is a total scam and economic disaster.

To Feminazism with a look at the Blasey-Ford follies vis a vis the future is female tripe and Planned Parenthood stands with the Nazis. From hither and yon, Amy Schumer makes us sad, and Santayana has a black magic century...

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.


digg this
posted by at 07:03 AM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
18-1: "Old saws no longer valid: Is the Pope Catholic? ..."

rhennigantx: "Putting it all together, we now know - as the Phil ..."

dantesed: "- - - - The AP After Reporting His Death Without V ..."

Thomas Bender: "@189 >> Trans grandma able to breastfeed baby w ..."

Cat Ass Trophy : "Joseph of Arimethia! ..."

Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "[i]Louis Gossett Jr is still alive but he has anno ..."

Lizzy[/i]: ">>[i]Okay, I'm going to give a Trump W this mornin ..."

Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight: "He went off to Kathmandu. Posted by: Count de Mon ..."

Humphreyrobot: "Twinkle nuts. That's the bad fairy. ..."

Warai-otoko : "I'd laugh if the majority of crooked shit being do ..."

Count de Monet: "They catch P.Diddy yet? More coffee... Posted ..."

Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "[i]Well the Dark Money infusion - oh, I meant the ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64