Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!



Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups


NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024
Arlington, VA
Registration Is Open!


Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« Saturday Night Live Writer's Lame Jokes Too Much for Sensitive Suzies at Barnard University | Main | The Morning Report - 12/04/18 »
December 03, 2018

Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/3/18 )

top-75-photos-week-20160529-21.jpg


***


The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"We have to rebuild, I think, the confidence of our own base. Then we have to win over a new generation of people to our philosophy. If we do the messaging well, we do the policy development well … I think we’ve got a great moment ahead of us to do that."
Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA)


Quote II

“But, ladies and gentlemen, let me explain something. When the president of the United States — Republican or Democrat, male or female, none of that matters — when the president of the United States, and I’d never met Mr. Trump until I met him as president- elect when he called me back for a job interview, when the president of the United States asked you to do something in America you just do it.” Defense Secretary James Mattis


Quote III

May I say in passing, I do not appreciate the ridicule directed at my friend Cory Booker for that proud declaration we all remember. He wasn’t just making it up. The DNA evidence — at a precise ratio of one over one-thousand-and-twenty-four — has now proven his noble Thracian ancestry," Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)


***


Thinking outside of the box. Marketing virgin sex robots.

Questions about consent loom after tech brothel auctions off robot’s virginity for $10K

Sex robots are everywhere at the moment (not literally – you won’t find them marching down the street just yet), but figuratively, as a growing number of ‘robot brothels’ divide public opinion as they feel out the market in the US and Canada.


***

Woke. But really not awake.

An NFL player caught on film pushing and kicking a woman at a Cleveland hotel happens to be a “woke” social justice warrior who protested the national anthem at a game last year.

During the playing of the anthem prior to the start of a game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Los Angeles Chargers on Sept. 24, 2017, Chiefs’ running back Kareem Hunt sat on a bench.


***


It is about time that someone put their foot down on the anti-vaxx movement.

CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, OH (WOIO) - A local school is now saying religious beliefs are no longer an excuse for refusing to have your child vaccinated. This coming as New York is experiencing a measles outbreak and there’s a chickenpox outbreak at a school in North Carolina.


***

Goat Cat must have Linda Sarsour's tongue. Egyptian actress facing prison time.

An Egyptian actor could face up to five years in prison if found guilty of public obscenity for wearing a see-through dress that revealed her legs.

Rania Youssef, an actor and model known for her roles in Egyptian films and television shows, attended the closing ceremony of a film festival in Cairo wearing the black dress, which had a gauze skirt.

Her appearance at the event on Thursday caused instant debate on social media.

Users were divided, with some subjecting Ms Youssef to abuse, and others defending her right to wear the dress.


***

How not to sell your vehicle on Craigslist?


***


Does this fall into the category of Oooops or under the category of You Had One Job To Do?

New York State Attorney General Barbara Underwood has concluded that seven New York hospitals illegally billed rape survivors for their rape kits, at least 200 times, for sums ranging from $46 to $3,000, and then sent collections agents after survivors who could not pay.

New York law requires hospitals to bill the state's Office of Victim Services for rape kits; in addition to ensuring that rape kits are available regardless of ability to pay, the rule clears an impediment to reporting rape: women who bill their insurance for rape kits may fear stigma from their employers or families.


***


New Jersey has a lousy reputation for its politicians. These two feral politicians don't help.

A Democratic New Jersey mayor brawled with a local councilman, a casino surveillance footage released on Thursday shows..

Atlantic City Mayor Frank Gilliam was caught on camera in a vicious fight with the city’s Councilman Jeffree Fauntleroy and other unidentified men outside at the Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino last month.

***


The ONT Musical Interlude




*



***


Fight to the death over pizza. Genius Award Winner.

CARY, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina teenager who strangled his mother after a disagreement over pizza has been sentenced to serve more than a decade in prison.

News outlets report that Arnav Uppalapati was sentenced Friday to spend between 12 years and 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to murdering his mother in 2015.

Prosecutors said Uppalapati angered his mother, Nalini Tellaprolu, after ordering a pizza. She slapped him and then he choked her to death.


***


Co-workers chipping in to help one of their own. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Restaurant Dishwasher Has Car Stolen, Coworkers Buy Him A New One

A restaurant dishwasher had saved up for months to buy a car for his family, only to have it stolen.

When his coworkers found out, they pitched in and bought him a new one.


***


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Helpful Suggestions.

weekend-afternoon-randomness-35-photos-193.jpg


Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Checks accepted with 3 forms of ID.


Weekly commenter stats for week of 12-2-2018

Top 10 commenters:
1 [503 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo' [70.62 posts/day]
2 [478 comments] 'Insomniac'
3 [450 comments] 'yankeefifth'
4 [375 comments] 'hogmartin'
5 [371 comments] 'runner'
6 [344 comments] 'Skip'
7 [318 comments] 'DamnedYankee'
8 [307 comments] 'Yudhishthira's Dice'
9 [304 comments] 'steevy'
10 [294 comments] 'Jane D'oh'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [129 names] 'Cogswell of Cogswell Cogs' [18.11 unique names/day]
2 [55 names] 'DamnedYankee'
3 [49 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
4 [48 names] 'Duncanthrax'
5 [32 names] 'Surfperch'
6 [31 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
7 [30 names] 'tu3031'
8 [24 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [24 names] 'Hands'
10 [23 names] 'davidt'

digg this
posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
wth: "She has eyes? Wait a minute... oh yeah, she does. ..."

Dr. Claw: "123 'Hamas will be gut-shot, and thrown in a ditc ..."

Thomas Bender: "@159 >>As with any woman, she looks infinitely ..."

gp's Nood-Conjuring Comment: "Sun Ra will take you Someplace Else (54 mins): yo ..."

Aetius451AD Work Laptop: "More Sweeney: https://tinyurl.com/yhm8nj2c A ..."

Anna Puma: "Ace Krispy Kreme Kristie said on an ABC Sunday ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "Personally I'm glad to see Sydney Sweeney. Uh . ..."

Thomas Bender: "@146 >>No one in the legal profession has a clu ..."

Ben Had: "Brit PM Sunak is deporting illegal to Rawanda. C ..."

banana Dream: "I got my kid a locked down phone because, apparent ..."

[/i][/b]andycanuck (vtyCZ)[/s][/u]: "Roger Severino @RogerSeverino_ 2h Wow Prelogar is ..."

sock_rat_eez [/i][/u][/b][/s]: "yeah, AOP, if only, if only ... ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64