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The Morning Report — 1/6/26![]() Good morning kids. So between the takedown of Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela as well as the continuing exposure of the great Somalian multi-billion dollar Samolian Swindle, it's only appropriate to pause and take a moment to note the date on the calendar. Today is January 6th and is the fifth anniversary of a major turning point in American history. In the wake of what was so obviously a stolen national election, thousands of ordinary Americans, exercising their right of free speech and to petition their government for the redress of grievances gathered at or near the Capitol in an attempt to persuade Congress to not certify the Electoral College's decision to install Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants unless and until a thorough forensic investigation could be conducted, especially in the 6 swing states that overnight on election day that by the next morning saw tens of thousands of votes in the Trump column disappear and wind up in Biden's. Of course, the transmogrification of a peaceful protest into an insurrection courtesy of a false flag operation cooked up by a cabal that included national Law Enforcement and Intelligence figures in cahoots with Malig-Nancy Pelosi in order to destroy not only Donald Trump the man, but the movement he engendered to expose the Deep State and a system that to that point had utterly perverted representative government of by and for the people as intended by our Founding Fathers into a corrupt grift intended to turn America as founded into yet another failed kleptocratic sclerotic socialist/globalist ant heap. Happy Anniversary, Patriotic Americans! It was five years ago today when red-blooded Americans walked peacefully and patriotically from President Donald Trump's speech in Washington, D.C., to the Capitol to let Congress know that stealing an election was not tolerable. Then, the Biden (-fronted junta) turned its Gestapo knob to 14.
And, despite the nightmare of Election I think the irony is that had the Democrat/Left/Deep State cabal let him win, he likely would have been handcuffed in atempting to advance the MAGA agenda as effectively and thoroughly as he planned. That would have left none other than MIKE PENCE, the GOP standard-bearer for 2024, and there is no way he'd have had a snowball's chance in hell in winning the presidency. There'd have probably been a primary fight as nasty if not nastier in a way than 2016, and The GOP establishment was certainly not going to stand for another potential outsider and/or self-proclaimed reformer be it Rubio, DeSantis,Cruz or whoever regardless of their bona fides real or imagined in that category. In the event, Donald J. Trump survived the slings and arrows as well as actual bullets fired at him to win a miraculous victory in 2024 which has thus far in just its first year led to him and his cabinet taking an almighty fire axe to the bureaucracy, as well as his enemies exposing who and what they are in their attempts to thwart him and the will of the American people. Beyond that, the foreign policy victories and exposure of the Somalian grift, the takedown of Maduro, and perhaps the coming liberation of Iran as well as socialism ebbing in Latin America could not and likely might not have happened at all had Trump overcame the 2020 theft and been sworn in for his second term five years ago instead of last November. But, as my dear mother of blessed memory always reminded me "Evil Never Rests," and that is fully in evidence by those who are shrieking the loudest in defense of both Maduro and the Somalian Grifters who have plundered Minnesota and the US treasury for billions of dollars. Woe betide us if, or as is all too sadly the case, WHEN they once again regain power. Yeah, Socialism may be ebbing elsewhere but the youth and others who should but do not know better are hot and horny to hand us over to a homegrown Khmer Rouge as we now see in NYC, Seattle and I fear other places not necessarily historically Liberal/Left. So remember Ashli Babbitt and Roseanne Boyland, who were truly martyrs on this day five years ago as well as all of those whose lives were destroyed via prosecutorial persecution and imprisonment in what truly was the Merrick Garland Archipelago. Here the phrase Never Again is appropriate. I am heartened that Kash Patel and Pam Bondi are intent on going after internal political terror organizations like Antifa and BLM. But to really destroy them, you have to cut off the head of the snake, that is the source of their funds. Not just the George Soroses but the politicians that are somehow funneling taxpayer money to them. This is where what's going on in Minnesota comes into sharp focus.
Many questions are circulating about how the communist protests were so well organized within hours of Maduro’s capture . . . Thanks to the Democrats, the red-green axis gained momentum globally, and its exponents are still trying to advance their agenda inside America, as they strive toward anarchy and the imposition of their own authoritarian rule. The new mayor of New York City is the representative of both elements of this alliance. Right after his inauguration came Muslim street prayers that dominated Times Square, and now the communist protests have come as well. Yes it is amazing how hundreds of these drones each with professionally printed protest signs manage to show up just at the right time. And as we saw elsewhere how pallets of bricks magically appear on city streets and wind up being used as weapons to destroy businesses and be hurled at police. Considering America itself is within our hemisphere, I should think the Monroe Doctrine applies with just as much if not more force within our own borders. Over to you President Donald Bolivar Trump! Have a great day. And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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