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STOP THE PRESSES: CENK UYGUR AND OTHER COMMUNIST TERRORISTS REVEAL THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY ALL ALONG!!!

This.

Changes.

EVERYTHING.

My world hasn't been this rocked since THEY GOT JEFF GANNON!

JEFF GANNON!

Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material.

Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time.

Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric. https://t.co/1GZ65mlQeJ
— Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) October 22, 2026

Wait -- first you tell me that Lindsey Graham gay??!!

I thought the world's oldest Confirmed Bachelor was knee-deep in cooter!

I thought that when he would sashay and flounce about that was just his version of The Lambada (The Forbidden Dance).

But now you're telling me that a 75-year-old closeted gay man is paying young male prostitutes to have sex with him and keep it secret, too??!!!

Why didn't the closeted fake-conservative septuagenarian just go to gay nightclubs and have sex in the bathroom like Garrett?

IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE!

This is too much! TOO MUCH, I TELL YOU! MAKE THE MIND-RIPPING TRUTH BOMBS STOP!!!

This is insane! My world is spinning and the very air tastes like lies!

Lindsey Graham is finished after this. No chance he wins his South Carolina senate race
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) October 22, 2026

Hey that atomic cloud looks just like a dick! WHAT IS GOING ON NOW?! IS THE WORLD NOW JUST ALL DICKS AND BUGGERY?!?!

I'm gonna need a moment to process this, fellas.

Gotta be honest with you, first time I'm hearing about any of this.

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Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric. https://t.co/1GZ65mlQeJ — Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) October 22, 2026 Wait -- first you tell me that Lindsey Graham gay??!! I thought the world's oldest Confirmed Bachelor was knee-deep in cooter! I thought that when he would sashay and flounce about that was just his version of The Lambada (The Forbidden Dance). But now you're telling me that a 75-year-old closeted gay man is paying young male prostitutes to have sex with him and keep it secret, too??!!! Why didn't the closeted fake-conservative septuagenarian just go to gay nightclubs and have sex in the bathroom like Garrett? IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE! This is too much! TOO MUCH, I TELL YOU! MAKE THE MIND-RIPPING TRUTH BOMBS STOP!!! This is insane! My world is spinning and the very air tastes like lies! Lindsey Graham is finished after this. 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