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January 05, 2026

Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/5/26)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I
"Like many Minnesotans, I have to tell you I was glad to turn the page on 2025. It was an extraordinarily difficult year for our state, and it ended on a particularly sour note,"Soon to be former Gov. Tim Walz (D-MNSomalia)

Quote II

“But I refuse to let the American people pay the price for the Democrats’ incompetence. I am willing to work with anyone to finally bring down costs for all Americans and hope my colleagues across the aisle will commit to doing the same.” Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-OH)

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Perhaps CBD will disagree with me. But, I don't think Europe is salvageable unless the people take up arms and start throwing politicians and bureaucrats out windows. Guess I'll be facing some stern lecturing by some Limey wienie.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Yesteryear Emporium

Still one of my favorite LPs of all time........

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Last but not least. And of course a touch of class and eloquence.

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He sure didn't look like a postal carrier. Genius Award Winner.

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