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December 19, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"Donald Trump has done more to advance conservative policies in 2 short years than the Weekly Standard did in its entire existence. You hear that, Kristol, you little ferret? You, too, Hayes, yeah, I'm talking to you, you worthless turd. And Boot, the annoying man-pimple. Screw you. All of you lying crapweasels can kiss my fat, hairy hams."

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"I'm very glad to hear it."

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Who Dese

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The guy in the pink shirt is pretty easy to identify, but who is the little boy?

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Answered prayer and additional prayer requests:

12/3-TonyPete's two youngest sons have finally secured meaningful permanent employment, Thanks be to God!

12/1-SunnyDee is healing well after her C-section, Grateful to God that her husband who is an alcoholic said that he won't drink for five weeks. PRAYER REQUEST-that he be able to sleep, Giving up alcohol has affected sleep and that he make a decision to not drink after the new year as well and get into a 12 step program

Prayer requests:

11/12-Fox2! reports that his brother is still having issues, including low hemoglobin and cognitive problems, which appear to be caused by some of the meds he is taking. Trying to find an apartment near the brother he is staying with now, for once he gets cleared to live on his own again.

11/12-Patrick in Ohio needs some prayers for Sister In Law, she was moved into Hospice

11/12-qdsteve has a nephew who entered the army and asked for prayers for him

11/14-Continued prayers for Laughing in Texas' wife who has completed one set of cancer treatments and will begin another, Prayers for complete healing.

11/14-Prayers for RickL tumor has grown and has second one in lung. Prayers for complete healing.

11/14-Voter mom concerned about layoffs in husband's company.

11/16-Didn't get name of poster (sorry!) but he asked for prayers of healing for Antonia, a three year old girl in Baton Rouge hospital. Has a serious skin disease that can cause disfiguration and death.

11/17-Cheribebe asks for "extra prayer boost from horde." Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

11/23-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated through his new GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment Please pray that he gets a job.

11/25-Shibumi continued recovery after surgery and comfort after death of her beloved cat.

11/26-Jim Sunk New Dawn asks for prayers for healing for his mechanic, Jeff, who is facing arterial surgery or may lose his leg.

11/27-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Dad has dementia. Mom had stroke. Mom's dog died, Slap lost money on business he can no longer run and he needs a donor for a liver transplant.

11/27-Poster "tehDave" is having a really hard time now. Disabled, lost job because of mental health concerns. Needs healing so he can get a job.

12/2-SMH is very concerned about her daughter who has become a Wiccan and has cut contact with her mom. Will not let her children see SMH. May God work in all ways.

12/2-NorthernLurker- 11 months since dear wife Faye died. Worst year of life, Prayers for continued healing. Also needs job or business, sense of direction and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation.

12/2-Grammie Winger has facial nerve damage from lupus flare up. Can't move face or see out of right eye. Wearing eye patch as eye won't close. Needs prayers for complete healing.

12/5-MikeTheMoose was laid off from his company of 10 years. Is a control engineer. Needs job.

12/12-JTB's cousin has a malignant tumor on pancreas. Needs healing

12/13-BuckIV need prayer for family of his sister whose husband just died after 5 week battle with cancer. Buck's sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

12/15 IllTemperedCur-has a friend Juan who is going in for surgery this week has a brain tumor which they think is benign but it is pressing on his optic nerve and pituitary and is starting to affect his vision. Prayers for healing.

12/15 IrishEI has cervical radiculopathy which makes it really hard and painful to type, keep head upright and to read. Prayers for complete healing.

Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

11/12-Tinfoilbaby's nephew and uncle both died. Nephew died from massive coronary leaving wife and children. Uncle died within two months after getting cancer. Please pray for comfort and strength for TFB and other friends and family members of his uncle and nephew

11/24-AnosaurusWrecks sister died after recently being diagnosed with cancer. Prayer of comfort and strength for family and friends.

12/6 Farmer's dad's first cousin named Lloyd died. Had had a stroke and recurrence of melanoma. Comfort for family and friends

12/12 James Madison's wife had a miscarriage- at 15 weeks. Baby girl died in womb Please pray for strength and comfort for family.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


*Due to space constraints prayer requests will be removed after 5 weeks, unless updated. Please let me know. Please copy list and pray for earlier requests. Contact Fenelon at Fenelondirection18 at gmail dot com.

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