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December 21, 2018

Friday Before Christmas ONT

With Christmas on a Tuesday, I'm not anticipating doing much on Monday, so this is the start of a really long weekend. What are your plans for the holiday? Are you expecting any big gifts?

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Sir Charles


I put this link in the intro last night, but nobody commented on it so I'm assuming most of you missed it. This is an awesome story. My Dad's Friendship With Charles Barkley


The English Are a Bunch of Perverts



Exhibit B:



Facts Are to Progs as Crosses Are to Vampires

Health Care Reform Facts: How Does U.S. Actually Stack Up Against Other Countries?


Troubling Trends

Soaring suicides are another sign of our toxic social disconnect

This place is, other than a troll or two, generally a haven from all of the garbage online, but much of the internet is not like our tight little family. Is it any wonder that people who bathe in the toxicity of a purely online existence feel such despair?


You Have To Read It To Believe It

Here's a fun story about a man, his daughter (whom he accidentally shoots), a pipe bomb and a spite cow. It's funny, not dark.


Millennials Invent........The Cellar


Bunch of dumbfucks. Nobody tell them they could save thousands of dollars just by buying a.....shovel. Maybe they haven't invented that yet.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood

Burgers Cooked in 100-Year-Old Grease

Any Memphis Morons eaten here? I bet the food tastes divine.


Reagan Was Right

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan

Taxifornia's Next Big Tax Grab — Cellphone Text Messages

Public outcry has caused them to shelve the idea for now, but it'll be back. Oh yes, it'll be back.

Public Service Announcement

I hesitated to include this, because I don't know exactly what the ramifications are, but the blog made the news today, and not in a good way. I figure you'll be talking about it anyway, so I'm including a link. I'll let you know as soon as we know more.

AoS in the News.

Since this is my last ONT before the holiday, I wish each and every one of y'all a very merry Christmas, filled with laughter and love, good friends and family.

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