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December 21, 2025
First World Problems...
How did I get the couch down into the basement in the first place? Because bringing it back up was an exercise in spatial recognition and geometry, and I did not do well.
Smacking the switch plate with the edge of the couch hard enough to crack some plaster was not the original plan. Is there some cosmic plan for this sort of stuff, that only the hard edge hits fragile things and the 90% of the couch that is soft and padded just goes its merry way?
I'll probably go to Home Depot, buy a Sawzall, and cut the entire door frame out of the stairwell. That way I won't be constrained by anything in the future.
Or just burn the whole damned thing down to the foundation!