So You Axed for an ONT...

Truncated ONT tonight folks. I have a buddy who is turning 40, and I'm going to be at a surprise party for him. His wife arranged for one at an axe throwing venue. I was not aware that we had an axe throwing venue in town, but apparently we do. I'm not sure what to expect. Something like this?

I did note with dark amusement that the waiver I had to sign had a "severability clause". I just hope it's not all...

Look closely. He didn't even say "Hold my beer" before throwing.

Begun, The Burger Wars Have

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And in the red corner, the Towering Two-Gun Texas Terror, 100% pure beef from the land that God made last, WHATABURGER!

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I'm.......Speechless. Beer Pong Against Humanity?

I'm not sure if this is the greatest troll ever, or the greatest FU to good taste. One thing's for sure,

Y'all Need Jesus

Men Have Forgotten God – Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Now why on Earth would someone think that?

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I'm sure she thinks she's being SOOOO edgy, but it seems to me that this is a story as old as time...

1 And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him. 2 And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me. 3 And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron. 4 And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt. 5 And when Aaron saw it, he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation, and said, To morrow is a feast to the Lord. 6 And they rose up early on the morrow, and offered burnt offerings, and brought peace offerings; and the people sat down to eat and to drink, and rose up to play.
Exodus 32 1-6, KJV

Speaking of evil, does this picture remind anyone else of the figures that are in the “damned” portion of the mural in the Sistine Chapel?

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Just a reminder that if you need help with your health coverage, that's what I do and I'm always happy to help Morons. Open Enrollment ends in 8 days, feel free to drop me a line, my nic at gee, mail!

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Related: I've been listening to the Hanukkah channel on Sirius, and they have been playing this song as a "Hanukkah song":

How in the HELL is that a Hanukkah song? It opens with a drive-by shooting (and it's not even Antiochus that gets gunned down) and ends with neighborhood vigilantes killing the bad guys and children playing on their grave. WT actual F are you celebrating, Jewish people???!

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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