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Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton rip Michael Steele for being an absolute fool, the economy is looking good, Harvard is looking bad, we are bored with Ukraine, and more!

New Armed Forces Recruiting Video [CBD]

New advance in materials science: Superwood!

Finland 'preparing for the worst' amid major Russian military expansion
Would this be happening had we not brought Finland into NATO? [CBD]

Trans High School Track & Field Athlete Dominates, Qualifies For California State Finals In Multiple Events
And Governor Hair -Gel has done nothing! Way to kill your presidential aspirations! [CBD]

Seattle mayor condemns Christian concert as 'far-right rally' after Antifa militants stage violent protest
Seattle in the early running for 2025's Worst American City? [CBD]

Christian Toto: Variety Admits to Hollywood Blacklist 2.0, Doesn't Care [CBD]

From the tenacious Melanie Phillips: Blood on their hands "Canadian and British prime ministers Mark Carney and Sir Keir Starmer and French president Emmanuel Macron, praised by Hamas for denouncing Israel" [CBD]

It's Sherlock Holmes Day so I'll finally finish The Hound of the Baskervilles, I promise
Update: My kindle won't turn on. I'll try to finish it by next Sherlock Holmes Day

Podcast: CBD and Sefton hope that Lamonica McIver (D-NJ) goes to jail, what exactly was the "insurrection" on January 6th, Israel may go it alone against Iran, and more!

Hyperpartisan Democrat and venomous liberal congressman Gerry Connelly has died
He already announced he would not stand for re-election in 2026. His death leaves the Democrat caucus down one until/unless another Democrat is elected to fill out his term. Virginia should do what New York State did and delay this special election until... well, until the next election in 2026.

Conservative and Reagan deputy (and friend of the blog) Michael Ledeen has died at age 83

George Wendt, best known as Norm on Cheers, passes at age 76

This might be the best comment ever in the history of the internet [CBD]

Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive form' of prostate cancer with metastasis to the bone [CBD]

Audio of Biden's interview with special investigator Hur leaks
He's not just a confused old man with a poor memory, he's pretty much incoherent.
Update: longer clip here. He just rambles and pauses and gets lost and has to be helped every sentence by either his aides or lawyers or by the investigators themselves.

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about the Trump initiatives in the Middle East, and how his desire for a deal might jeopardize long-term stability, judicial overreach, Newark Airport, and more! (Link should be working now, JJS)

Dan Goldman is almost crying in repeatedly objecting to Marjorie Taylor-Greene entering evidence that Kilmar Albrego-Garcia has been repeatedly found to be an MS-13 member

Great catch: Alex Thompson claims the videos showing his co-conspirator @JakeTapper repeatedly fulminating at anyone questioning Biden's fitness are "deceptively edited."
Note that this is the exact same "cheapfake" lie used to protect Biden from video evidence of his mental infirmity.

Mark Levin goes off on "schmuck" and "little bastard" Tucker Carlson
He revives Rush Limbaugh's insult of Carlson as "Chatsworth Osbourne Jr."
The dispute is over whether the term "neocon" is being used as a paper-thin euphemism for "Jew" or not. I don't know, I think maybe Levin is flying off the handle over this one thing, but there is no doubt that Chastworth Osbourne Jr. has been getting friendlier and friendlier with the "Jews Manipulate and Control Us" Unz Reader crowd.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)