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New York Times Hawking Tickets for an Evening With Sally Yates
Anyone who says there's some sort of collusion going on between the media and the Democrat/Establishment Deep State is just a conspiracy-addled crank.
What the Fresh Hell is Going On in Broward County and Stoneman Douglas?
The small percentage of the public paying attention is getting a look at a live case study in how government really functions, or dysfunctions
Alias Used by Austin Serial Bomber in Sending His Packages Was... "Kelly Killmore"
Dear FedEx Workers, the dude was wearing an obvious wig and had gloves on and said his name was "Kelly Killmore" during a bombing spree. Come on, wake up. If you see something, say something. At least run out to the parking lot and get his license plate number, then call the tip line.
Then again, the FBI has ignored clearer evidence than this in the recent past; why should we hold FedEx clerks to a higher standard of detective initiative?
Was The Last Jedi Profitable? Despite $1.3 Billion Haul, Disney Only Took About 266 Million of That, After Costs are Deducted, and Further, the Profitability of This Investment Must Be Compared to Other Possible Investments, Like Just Investing in a Money Market Fund
Interesting for people who like math, or investment talk, or just hate the f*** out of Star Wars. One thing he ignores, though, because they don't have those numbers, is how much money Disney made from licensing toys and games and stuff. They must have made a lot of money from that, but, here's the thing: they may not make that kind of money in the future because their toys have been selling badly, and the biggest toy distributor, Toys R Us, just filed for bankruptcy. And all of those unsold Star Wars toys sitting unwanted on Toys R Us shelves probably didn't help that company much.
He did a video seven months ago before The Last Jedi failed to perform as expected, noting that the merchandise from the last two films "rots on the shelves."
Bias Warning: This guy freakin' HATES SJW Star Wars. He's a great American.
Ethan Van Sciver also just posted his video review of TLJ, and he hated the guts out of it. I think he even said The Last Jedi is making him re-evaluate the terrible Lucas prequels.
PS, get off of my lawn.
Insult of the Day
If you don't feel like watching the clip, it's a picture of four unattractive people, and he says, "It's like there was a Swipe Left Contest, and they said "You know what? You're all winners, just take a picture of yourselves!"
Update: Police Now Say Incendiary Device Found at Goodwill Not Likely Related to Serial Bombings
Although they're investigating whether this was a deliberate incident, the cop giving the presser seems to think it's possible, or even likely, that this is a case of a family going through a dead family member's old war mementos and bone-headedly dropping it off at Goodwill, not realizing it was some kind of ordnance. The cop says it wasn't even an "explosive device," just an "old, military-style ordnance." Well that's kind of contradictory but I think he's saying he doesn't think this was intended to be a bomb that blew up in someone's hands.
Questions Still Surround Robert Muellerís Boston Past "Mueller's actions while in Boston as a criminal prosecutor raised questions about his role in one of the FBI's most controversial cases involving the use of a confidential informant" [CBD]
CNN's Fat Joker Brian Stelter Insists That There's No Bias at CNN on Guns or Conservatism, Says Anyone Critiquing Media Bias Is Trying to "Get Rid of" Journalism
"Your website, The Daily Wire, a lot of other conservative media sites that have criticism of the press; I sometimes worry youíre all trying to tear things down as opposed to make them better. It's one thing to critique and want journalism to be better, but sometimes I feel that youíre just trying to get rid of journalism altogether."
How Paragon of Law Enforcement Robert Mueller Repeatedly Botched the Anthrax Investigation, Then Used Shoddy Evidence to Pin It on a Dead Guy
Dead men make the best fall guys
PS: "Fall guy" has no known etymology and may refer to either a patsy (innocent scapegoat) or a guilty party who becomes the scapegoat (maybe like a lower-level guy, kind of disliked by the other criminals, who's given up to the police when they come calling. Interesting disputes over where this phrase came from and indeed what it even is supposed to mean.
Will that Piece of Shit former F.B.I. employee Andrew McCabe land on his feet?It is looking like it. [Mis. Hum.]
Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery" and college students.
Old and Busted: Demonstrates the horrors of blind obedience.
New Hotness: Who are we to say that Human Sacrifice is wrong?

Living up to his last name. What a FLAKE! [Mis. Hum.]
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