Spammer Sent To Killfile

Russia's biggest spammer murdered in his apartment.

Initial reports say there was a knife stuck through his forehead inscribed "Thank you but no, I'm quite happy with the size of my penis and/or breasts."

But seriously:

Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.

Medical technicians arrived on the scene and immediately pronounced him "404: An unexpected error has occurred. Please make sure your URL is correct or try pushing your refresh button."

I've got a lot of these jokes. Not a one of them is any damn good, but I've got a lot.

Okay, I'm not endorsing vigilante murder against society's pests and parasites.

But then again: That's what I call justice. Ace of Spades Justice.

Thanks to NickS.

posted by Ace at 03:11 PM

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