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July 21, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Yoko Ono Really, Really, Really Sucks

Almost Incomprehensibly, A Yoko Ono Effort At Making Music Fails Disastrously; Experts Stunned

She's doing a musical, allegedly about John Lennon, that almost entirely omits any mention of the Beatles and in fact contains almost none of even John Lennon's own solo-career songs, in order to trick the public into seeing a musical which is actually about her own damn-important self.

One of the only songs in the piece is The Ballad of John and Yoko.
Because, you know, it mentions her.

At what point will Yoko realize that, like, no one likes her? Or that she's untalented? Or that she just plain sucks?

Thanks to Allah for reminding me that I hate Yoko Ono.

The Ballad of John and Yoko

What a stupid fucking whore
She makes Wonkette look like a saint
like Heather Graham, or someone like that.

posted by Ace at 04:57 PM

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