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July 23, 2005
Kenyan Man Asks Bill Clinton For Chelsea's Hand In Marriage; Offers 20 Cattle And 40 Goats
And he vows to remain unmarried until Bill Clinton answers him.
I'll answer for him: Umm, no.
I mean, come on. This is his only daughter. He's not going to give her away for some livestock.
It's not like we're talking about something trivial like presidential pardons here.
In related news, Hillary's big-boned brothers have indicated they'd be willing to serve as male concubines in exchange for $100 gift certificates to Sizzler.