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July 06, 2005

Re-Post, Just Because I Hate Oliver Willis So Much

Gotta admit, I haven't been re-linking my old stuff very often. Because, you know, I've already re-linked it a thousand times.

This wasn't really terribly funny, but it was kinda nasty. And sometimes nasty is an acceptable substitute for funny.

Just so you know, several of the jokes have to do with Oliver Willis denigrating someone's looks. To refresh your memory, and so you get the joke, Willis had just put up a bunch of not-very-flattering pictures of the very sexiful Michelle Malkin and basically called her ugly.

Yes, I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.

Oliver Willis.

Called.

Michelle Malkin.

Ugly.

He also tried his hand with a bit of racism in making hi-larious jokes about her Filippino heritage.

Anyway: the Oliver Willis SAT's.

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