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July 06, 2005

And In Trespass-By-Trickery Bear News...

Supposedly -- and I'm dubious -- a bear has learned to trick his way into households by knocking on the door.

They believe the 35-stone brown bear probably learned the trick while nudging a door to get it to open.
Experts speculate the nudging was mistaken by the owners for knocking and that the bear, pleased by the outcome, repeated the tactic.

The Loknar family from Gerovo in western Croatia said the bear had knocked at their door three times and they were now refusing to answer the door.

Well... duh.

It gets worse: the bear is actually a Jehovah's Witness, and has come to 1) pilfer your honey-jars and 2) just "rap about Jesus."

posted by Ace at 07:26 PM

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