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July 06, 2005
They Keep Stealing My Best Ideas: Patrick Swayze Bouncer-Epic Roadhouse Now A... Stage Play
Starring -- and don't even ask how they got this big a name to star as Dalton -- the guy who played "Bruce LeRoy" in the music video/martial arts craptacular The Last Dragon.
Fucked again.
Well, I'm running down to the Writer's Guild of America East first thing tomorrow morning to register my treatment for Airwolf: The Musical.
I tell you fellers, the number that ends the first act -- Archangel of My Heart -- is a real show-stopper.