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July 27, 2005

Mash-Ups: FDR, Clinton, and Tom Jones, With Special Guest Star Captain Kirk

A bunch of them here.

These are the pick of the litter:

FDR explains there's nothing to fear but KHAAAAAAN!!!

Clinton's going to say this one time: he did not have sexual relations with KHAAAAAN!!!

Tom Jones wants to know what's new, KHAAAAAN!!??

European technofag disco KHAAAAN!!!

Thanks to LK, who notes, sadly, there's not a one with Paul Anka threatening to bring in KHAAAAAAN!!! to ride your asses.

Gettin' Dave Off My Tits Update: More of these sorts of sound-loops, with lots of Darth Vader, and some vagina.


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