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July 20, 2005
Thank Goodness, I Was Hoping For A Way Colin Ferrell Could Get More Attention!
Sex tape. Playboy Playmate. Lawsuit.
The sex tape is reportedly "fifteen minutes long."
Three, four minutes-- okay, that's cool. But fifteen?
Good Heavens, the guy is a sexual Superman. I can only hope that ten of the fifteen minutes is just foreplay-- you know, stuff like making character sheets for each other and rolling your saving throws against sexual dysfunction. Normal sort of sex-play like that.