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July 11, 2005
BREAKING: Sheep Are Dumb
Hundreds of sheep followed their leader off a cliff and plummetted to their deaths.
This sentence gets a bit werider as it goes on:
Four hundred sheep fell 15 yards to their deaths in a ravine in Van province near Iran but broke the fall of another 1,100 animals who survived...
It's a metaphor for everyone, because everyone thinks that people that strongly disagree with them are sheep.
Luckily, we're the ones who are right about that.