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July 27, 2005
DRUDGE BREAKING: WOW!! 9 OUT OF TEN TEENS USE INTERNET
Incredible!
In other related news...
GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!!! 9 OUT OF 10 TEENAGED BOYS MASTURBATE, WISH THEY COULD HAVE GENUINE SEX
STAT STUNNER: 8 OUT OF 10 TEENAGERS AGREE THEIR PARENTS "JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND," FRIENDS SOMETIMES "AREN'T REAL FRIENDS," AND THAT "HOMEWORK STINKS"
SHOCK!!! 3 OUT OF 10 TEENAGERS CONFUSE WORLD WAR II WITH LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY; BELIEVE HIROSHIMA BOMBING WAS ORDERED BY "PRESIDENT ELROND"
It's not just me, guys. Even Drudge has really f'n' lame days.