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CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Feinstein finally fossilizes so will Newsom anger minorities by picking Schiff, and who will replace Menendez once he gets the chop? Ken Buck in typical RINO fashion stabs us in the back, AI will make the propaganda press even more insufferable, Israeli leftists riot and the battle to break free from a rogue leftist judiciary, Biden impeachment follies, and more!

Correction: In yesterday's post about the debate, I mistakenly said that Jim Varney was one of the liberal Fox immoderate moderators. Jim Varney is a good reporter at Real Clear Investigations whose work I quote a lot, so I had that name in mind. But he wasn't a moderator at a debate. I meant Stewart Varney.
Sorry for the mistake, and sorry to have sullied Jim Varney's name by associating it with that shitshow.

Everybody's so creative!

Ryan Long: Witches Be Crazy

Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger wildly overspent to land George Stephanopolous as anchor, not because he was a ratings draw, but because Stephanopolous had close ties to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat fundraising machine and Bob Iger dreamt/continue to dream of running for President as a woke progressive Democrat one day

Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger is Disney's "five-star general" in the culture war; it is impossible to believe he actually wants to walk away from it
An enraging recapitulation of Bob Iger's central role ringleading and encouraging leftwing gay/trans Disney employees to revolt against then-CEO (in name only) Bob Chapek and demand that the corporation oppose Ron DeSantis

CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E15: CBD and Sefton discuss: Trudeau and parliament give an ovation to a Ukrainian Nazi, INS eager to deport religious family while letting in millions of 3rd world peasants, Skip Bayliss is a disgusting jerk for inventing a racist attack on Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson as a shining example of meritocracy, no way Michelle O allows herself to replace Biden at the head of the Dem ticket, and more!

Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida [CBD]

Brooks Robinson, the greatest third baseman that ever laced them up, is now playing the hot corner in heaven. Brooks Robinson, Hall of Fame Orioles third baseman, dies at 86. Brooks was a class act. My dad is a pediatrician, and he knew Brooks. If dad ever had a really sick kid, he could make one call to Brook's office, and a freshly signed photo, personally addressed to the kid in question, would arrive within a day or so. RIP. [Weirddave]

James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address [CBD]

Morristown family from Germany fears deportation after more than 15 years in the U.S. Ah yes...the new rules. Break the rules and you are allowed to stay. Be law-abiding and you will be tossed out. [CBD]

The P*ssies celebrate the new Woke Snow Biege and its Stronk Empowered Philosopher Queen Rachel Zegler

"Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense
The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock.
Nifty shovel pass at 3:30

What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)?

CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more!

I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already

-- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD]

McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress
He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD]

Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD]

106 Paul comments like I dress

Posted by: John Fetterman

There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will.

I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman:

...with this newer photo of Fetterman:

Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair.
(ETA: The second picture is from the Fetterman Netflix biography - [Weirddave])

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Has Failed And Is Incapable of Self-Reform YouTuber: My Mask-Wearing Is "a simple yet effective way to display my righteousness" Confronted by Charges That Woke Leftist SJWs Would Imitate Big Brother In Insisting That 2+2 =5, Woke Leftist SJWs Actually Do Start Arguing That 2+2 does Equal 5, If That's How You Feel About It LOL: Twitter Could Face $250 Million Fine For Using Users' Private Phone Numbers to Better Target Ads CNN Claims That The Democrat-Media Complex Push for No Debates Is an "Imaginary Controversy" The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report - 8/4/20 Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/3/20) Quarantine Cafe Democrats and Their Ruling Class Junior Partners, Fake Republican NeverTrumpers, War Game Possible Election Scenarios; Predict "Street Violence" and Progressive Politicians Calling for a Secession by the West Coast States Surprise! As Sundown Joe's Congnitive Function Rapidly Declines, Media Starts Narrative Push for Idea that Debates Are Contrary to Democracy and American Values Blue Ticks: "Mega" Pick-Up Trucks Are "Intimidating," Probably White Supremacy Gettin' Pretty Sporty Out There.... Black Lives Matter Reaches Its Final Form: As a Violent Street Gang Extorting Money from Small Businesses Where Are All The Stories About Blue States Turning Red? [Buck Throckmorton] Rasmussen: Trump Rallies From Low Point In Early July to Nearly Tie the Race Unexpectedly, the NBA and MLB Begin to Go Broke After Going Fully Woke The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report - 8/3/20 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/2/20) Gun Thread: Nagging You to Practice Edition! [Weasel] Food Thread: Good Bars, Scotch Eggs And Panda Hash First-World Problems...Part Deunaw Let's Take The Drooling, Groping Retard Seriously: What Is His Economic Plan For America, And Will It Work? Sunday Morning Book Thread 08-02-2020 EMT 08/02/20 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/1/20) Saturday Evening Movie Thread 08-01-2020 [Hosted By: Moviegique] Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 08-01-2020 Ace of Spades Pet Thread Saturday Gardening and Puttering Thread, August 1, 2020 [KT] Tom Cotton vs. the NYT's 1619 Project [KT] Saturday Morning Coffee Break EMT 08/01/20	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Feinstein finally fossilizes so will Newsom anger minorities by picking Schiff, and who will replace Menendez once he gets the chop? Ken Buck in typical RINO fashion stabs us in the back, AI will make the propaganda press even more insufferable, Israeli leftists riot and the battle to break free from a rogue leftist judiciary, Biden impeachment follies, and more! Correction: In yesterday's post about the debate, I mistakenly said that Jim Varney was one of the liberal Fox immoderate moderators. Jim Varney is a good reporter at Real Clear Investigations whose work I quote a lot, so I had that name in mind. But he wasn't a moderator at a debate. I meant Stewart Varney. Sorry for the mistake, and sorry to have sullied Jim Varney's name by associating it with that shitshow. Everybody's so creative! Ryan Long: Witches Be Crazy Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger wildly overspent to land George Stephanopolous as anchor, not because he was a ratings draw, but because Stephanopolous had close ties to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat fundraising machine and Bob Iger dreamt/continue to dream of running for President as a woke progressive Democrat one day Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger is Disney's "five-star general" in the culture war; it is impossible to believe he actually wants to walk away from it An enraging recapitulation of Bob Iger's central role ringleading and encouraging leftwing gay/trans Disney employees to revolt against then-CEO (in name only) Bob Chapek and demand that the corporation oppose Ron DeSantis CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E15: CBD and Sefton discuss: Trudeau and parliament give an ovation to a Ukrainian Nazi, INS eager to deport religious family while letting in millions of 3rd world peasants, Skip Bayliss is a disgusting jerk for inventing a racist attack on Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson as a shining example of meritocracy, no way Michelle O allows herself to replace Biden at the head of the Dem ticket, and more! Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida [CBD] Brooks Robinson, the greatest third baseman that ever laced them up, is now playing the hot corner in heaven. Brooks Robinson, Hall of Fame Orioles third baseman, dies at 86. Brooks was a class act. My dad is a pediatrician, and he knew Brooks. If dad ever had a really sick kid, he could make one call to Brook's office, and a freshly signed photo, personally addressed to the kid in question, would arrive within a day or so. RIP. [Weirddave] James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address [CBD] Morristown family from Germany fears deportation after more than 15 years in the U.S. Ah yes...the new rules. Break the rules and you are allowed to stay. Be law-abiding and you will be tossed out. [CBD] The Pssies celebrate the new Woke Snow Biege and its Stronk Empowered Philosopher Queen Rachel Zegler "Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock. Nifty shovel pass at 3:30 What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)? CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more! I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already -- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD] McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress He has testicles? Who knew!* [CBD] Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD] 106 Paul comments like I dress Posted by: John Fetterman There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will. I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman: ...with this newer photo of Fetterman: Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair. 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