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August 28, 2020

Mailing It In ONT

I have even less time tonight than I did last night, but at least I now own a house in Texas! Yee-Haw!

There is next to no cellular data here, so I can't really add content, I had to run down to the corner store to upload the picture. Sorry about that.

Still, after months of work, a quick flight down and lots of signing, it's done. Tonight Gingy, Little and I sat on the sun porch of our new house, ate Whataburgers and looked out at this:

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And it was perfect.


So all you're getting tonight is a new long cat post.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by practical jokes:

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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