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August 31, 2020

Biden Will Go "All-In on Blaming Trump" for Violence in His Speech Today

An excerpt from his released written remarks below.

Alabama explained the current situation earlier:

The past three months:

Floyd is killed

Dems: This is outrageous!
GOP: This is outrageous, we agree!

Dems: Time to protest and scream
GOP: We agree, protesting is a right

Dems: Time to burn shit down!
GOP: Wait, that's illegal and hurting people

Dems: The protests are peaceful!
GOP: well, no...burning stuff down isn't peaceful

GOP: People are getting murdered now! Stop!
Dems: Mostly peaceful protests, ya know.

GOP: Stop burning and murdering and stealing!
Dems: We've a right to peacefully protest!

GOP: This isn't peaceful. People are dying.
Dems: Well, mostly peaceful protests.

GOP: We will call in the National Guard if you don't stop
Dems: Don't take away our right to mostly peacefully protest, you Nazi!

GOP: but this isn't peaceful
Dems: it's fiery, but peaceful

GOP: Are you ret@rded?
Dems: No. We're peaceful. Mostly.

GOP: okay, a man was just murdered by your people.
Dems: We agree, this rioting must stop!

GOP: okay, so now you're seeing the light?
Dems: Yes, you GOP assholes need to stop rioting and burning shit!

GOP: Wait, we're not the ones doing it!
Dems: Yes you are! I demand you denounce the riots.

GOP: you're insane, right?
Dems: Mostly. But peacefully.

Update: The media is going into overdrive at the press conference pushing Joe Biden's new meme that the only violence in the past 100 days is due to Kyle Rittenhouse, who really gets around, I guess.

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