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August 15, 2020

Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 08-15-2020

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WFM Alexandra Alieva (RUS)


We will have a fishing thread later. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (1179)

Goal: White can force a mate in 3 moves
Hint: The open h file is your key to victory


20200815 - Problem 1.jpg
6rr/p2b1pk1/1pn1p1p1/2qpPP2/3N2P1/2P1Q3/P2B2K1/2R4R w - - 0 1





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Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1180)

Goal: White can force mate in 5 moves
Hint: Start your attack run by deflecting the knight


20200815 - Problem 2.jpg
5nk1/1b3ppp/r7/p3q3/1pp3P1/4pP1R/PPQ4P/1B1R2K1 w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - Black To Play (1181)

What is the best way to dig the white king out of his hidey hole and FINISH HIM?


20200815 - Problem 3.jpg
5nk1/5rpp/p3pr2/P1Q1p2q/4Pn2/2P1N3/1P3PPP/R3N1RK b - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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Greetings from Vietnam




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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20200815 - Problem 1.jpg
6rr/p2b1pk1/1pn1p1p1/2qpPP2/3N2P1/2P1Q3/P2B2K1/2R4R w - - 0 1

1.Qh6+ Rxh6
2.Bxh6+ Kh8
3.Bf8#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


20200815 - Problem 2.jpg
5nk1/1b3ppp/r7/p3q3/1pp3P1/4pP1R/PPQ4P/1B1R2K1 w - - 0 1

1.Qxh7+ Nxh7
2.Rd8+ Qe8

2...Nf8 3. Rh8+ (3.Bh7+ Kh8 4.Rxf8# (h/t Honey Badger)) 3...Kxh8 4.Rxf8#

3.Rxe8+ Nf8
4.Rh8+ Kxh8
5.Rxf8#


Advanced Problem - Black To Play


20200815 - Problem 3.jpg
5nk1/5rpp/p3pr2/P1Q1p2q/4Pn2/2P1N3/1P3PPP/R3N1RK b - - 0 1

Not much of a decision tree here, just one long line. The mate is 8 moves out:

1...Qxh2+
2.Kxh2 Rh6+
3.Kg3 Ne2+
4.Kg4 Rf4+
5.Kg5 Rff6
6.Qxf8+

If 6.Ng4 then Rfg6#

6...Kxf8
7.Kg4 Rfg6+
8.Kf3 Nxg1#

Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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