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August 19, 2020

The Morning Report - 8/19/20


Good morning kids. Midweek and night two of the Democrat National Convention is up front, in all its glorious nakedness, much like Lucien Freud's "Naked Man, Back View," only infinitely more disturbing and revolting. Mercifully, they didn't wheel in Barry McGuire to perform "Eve of Destruction" with Jessica Yaniv doing an interpretive dance dressed in a cat-suit.

All of the lowlights, of which there are many, are listed below for those needing an emetic or even a good laugh. But as I touched upon yesterday, the key takeaway is still the rift between the Stalinist and Trotskyite factions within the Democrat Party. It's got to be more than just stupidity or cognitive dissonance that makes the in-your-face bust-out commies not realize that the American voting public ain't buying what they're selling, no matter what the tens of thousands of artificially generated Twitter 'bots tell them. Something else has got to be in play, here. If it's some combination of petty jealousy or lust for power and control, it's incredibly shortsighted and will no doubt be an Achilles heel that may very well come back to haunt them.

Nevertheless, the bug-eyed, buck-toothed, big-boobed Bolshevik booby Alexandria Donkey-Chompers took the 60-second crumb of time the DNC gave her and laid an egg:

"I hereby second the nomination for Senator Bernard Sanders of Vermont for President of the United States of America," the New York Democratic socialist said at the end of her 60-second address.

In her socialist rhetoric-heavy address, she spoke about Sanders' movement to "repair the wounds of racial injustice, colonization, misogyny and homophobia" and not once addressed Biden, 77, who will be crowned the party's nominee.

While she later went on to state that this was just some sort of pro-forma procedural maneuver, it was clear that she was not happy about swallowing the "shit sandwich" of Biden as the nominee, as Sanders' campaign co-chair Nina Turner described it. Despite the reassurances from every psycho from Pramila Jayapal up to Bernie himself that in essence, Biden is a cut-out stooge and the party has effectively been transformed into an openly Marxist-Leninist one, Toothy McBigTits just had to get her digs in and expose herself, in a manner of speaking to the American people.

These kids today, I tells ya! They just don't seem to understand that even today, you have to lie about who you are and what you're going to implement if you want to get elected. That's why execrable bi-pedal sub-moron coprolites like John Kasich are given a prime slot to convince stupid rubes in the Nebraska cornfields that Biden is as American as borscht and pisankis! Cross his heart and hope to lie! Then again, the American people fully understand who this rat-fucking cocksucker is along with other scum like Colon Bowel, Susan Molinari and Christine Whitman. And Bob Dole. Bob-fucking-Dole. Really, Bob? You got cut in half by a Nazi machine gun in Italy only to wind up throwing your support to dictionary-definition traitors who want to hand over whatever's left of the country to a movement that's a kissing cousin to Hitler? I want to believe that at his age, he's actually not aware of what he's doing and is just being wheeled around by his disgusting wife Elizabeth who's putting the words in his mouth. Tragic and pathetic in the extreme. Just like a certain Democrat presidential nominee.

Well, I suppose there's a reason why we have all of this sturm und drang in both established political parties: President Donald J. Trump.

After Obama was elected, it was either Axelrod or Skeletor Carville who crowed on election night that the GOP would become a regional party for the next 40 years, and the inane Jon Meacham in Newsweek Magazine, which today is neither news nor a magazine, proclaimed "We Are All Socialists Now." In the wake of that eight-year nightmare, the American people begged to differ. The thing of it is, something was wrong with the way our government functioned and indeed the trajectory of our society since way before 2008. Trump stating that he was going to "drain the swamp" was a shot across the bow at those perpetrating the theft of America if not as significant as the "shot heard 'round the world" in 1775. We know it, and the enemy knows it.

So, in a very small way, I have a grudging respect for Toothy McBigTits and her ilk because at least they're honest about who and what they are and what they want, despite the bullshit about "justice" and "equality" and all that rot. They have no patience for playing games, so they lay it out for everyone to see, much to the horror of long time Democrat establishmentarians, and unbeknownst to them the majority of the American people. Part of the blame lies with the establishmentarians themselves. They have ginned up such insane levels of hatred against Trump, that whatever he is in favor of or does, they are knee-jerk reflexively against. Witness, the pardoning of Susan B. Anthony, or the use of hydroxychloroquine.

More crucially, Trump's unabashed love of America, its history, culture and institutions. Aided and abetted by at least two generations of the brainwashing of American youth in the schools, the Democrat Party today is now forced into supporting both Black Lives Matter and Antifa which are avowed, openly anti-American violent terrorist groups acting to overthrow the nation. An army of Kasich's draped in Molly Ross flags (which are unacceptable symbols of racism, FYI [sarc]) is not going to fool anyone. The Democrats have sown the wind and are going to reap a whirlwind. They better.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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