Early GAINZZZ Thread
Plus: "Dear Men, Stop Working Out"

I always post these late in the day. Here's an earlier one.

A feminist outrage farmer demands that men stop working out, so that their testosterone will fall and they'll be sissies. (Update: Commenters tell the whole site is a parody.)

She even recommends castration.

The Bulwark agrees with this sentiment!

Dear Men: Stop Working Out.

Physical fitness creates a cycle of toxic masculinity that must be eradicated.

by

Journalist Katie

I love it already.

Bring on the clickbait ragechum, Katie.

Toxic masculinity refers to the cultural norms in a patriarchal society that equates masculinity with control, aggression and violence. Men are conditioned from a young age to believe that emotion, compassion and empathy are somehow "unmanly".

One of the main tactics used by those in power of a male-driven society is the exploitation of physical strength. Western governments use propaganda to perpetuate a narrative that men must work out and maintain a level of physical fitness if they want to be respected in society. This belief was created purposefully as a way to ensure that the patriarchal agenda lives on by continuing to force women into submission via intimidation.

Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Obviously. A quick review of Jezebel, the Mary Sue, and this trash establishes that.

"Any media which shows a woman who is more attractive than I am is pushing a toxic regime of Impossible Beauty Standards!" -- a very intellectually superior female trashblogger

This intellectual maturity allows them to have a greater hold on their emotions when faced with confrontation. In comparison, the fragility of toxic masculinity creates an atmosphere where men feel the need to prove themselves as an "Alpha", resulting in extreme aggression and physical confrontation. This reaction is enhanced when levels of testosterone are increased in the male body through physical fitness.

Studies have shown that signs of aggression in male dogs decreased exponentially following castration. Dr. Nicholas Dodman, veterinarian and behavior specialist says, "Neutering your male [dog] has valuable behaviour benefits. It can minimize numerous unwanted behaviors, prevent frustrations and improve quality of life". This same logic can be applied here -- the lower the testosterone, the happier the man and the safer the society.

Well, I've been avoiding working out all summer. But Journalist Katie has put fire in my loins. I'm starting tonight.

And what about you all?

Do you have any GAINZZZZ? Has Journalist Katie inspired you in reverse?

posted by Ace at 03:50 PM

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