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August 21, 2020

Portland Head-Punter Marquise "Keese" Love Arrested, Charged With Three Felonies

"The Summer of Love comes to an end," JackStraw quips.

This wannabe DJ and journeyman criminal was charged with felony assault in the second degree, felony coercion, and felony riot.

I thought that "felony assault in the second degree" sounded weak. I mean, the guy could be charged with attempted murder.

But in Oregon's code, felony assault in the second degree is a serious charge which specifies an element of extreme indifference to human life as well as an intent to inflict grave physical harm.

First degree felony assault is limited to attacks with a deadly weapon and attacks against children under six and some other categories (like causing physical harm due to driving under the influence).

It's a class B felony. Class B felonies are punishable by fines up to $250,000 and up to 10 years in prison. That's a touch light, maybe, but... whatever.

Maybe slap on a Hate Crime Intensifier and now we're talking.

Just kidding, white people can't be victims of hate crimes.


Flashback: Joe Biden's staffers pay for bail for Minneapolis rioters and looters.

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