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August 13, 2020

MSNBC Guest Offers All-Time Greatest #Woke-8-Year-Old Fake Anecdote

Chi-Chi has nothing on this imaginary #WokeTyke.

If you're not familiar with this hoary old leftwing meme, back in 2008 (I think?), someone on Salon (I think?) reported that "Chi-Chi," the writer's #Woke8YearOld, relayed a poignant story about Chi-Chi's eyes welling up with shame and anger when he heard that some people didn't think Obama was all that, and actually wanted to defeat Obama at the polls.

Well, the left loved these stories about tiny children who are just reflecting the neuroses and bigotries of their parents, and we've had a huge amount of Woke 8-Year-Old Punditry since then.

“My daughter, who is 8 years old, when she heard that the vice president had picked Kamala Harris, her eyes got big, Chris, and said, 'My goodness, she’s south Asian and Jamaican, that means anything is possible for a woman.' And this is my daughter, who's 8 years old."
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 13, 2020

That might sound like a joke or parody of the #Woke8YearOld meme.

It's not, it's an exact quote.

My toddler said she would like some juice and also Kamala's ties to Wall Street and Big Tech could dampen progressive enthusiasm.
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 13, 2020

The article he links, from 2017, notes previous reports of #Woke9YearOlds and #Woke7YearOlds.

Yesterday my 9 year old saw some footage from Charlottesville. Then she asked me if there would be a second Holocaust.
— Peter Beinart (@PeterBeinart) August 18, 2017

Again, this is not a parody or joke; Peter Beinart, a leftwing shill, means this sincerely.

I mean, he intends you to accept his lie-story as sincere.

WokeTykes abound:

Apparently 8 is the age when children reach their peak wokeness. pic.twitter.com/uiPZmEuYQg
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) November 11, 2016

In which ⁦@JVLast⁩ compares Biden’s choice of Kamala Harris to the Colts’ 1998 selection of Peyton Manning over Ryan Leaf.
Read the whole thing. https://t.co/lxljQoZato
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) August 12, 2020

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Well, the left loved these stories about tiny children who are just reflecting the neuroses and bigotries of their parents, and we've had a huge amount of Woke 8-Year-Old Punditry since then. “My daughter, who is 8 years old, when she heard that the vice president had picked Kamala Harris, her eyes got big, Chris, and said, 'My goodness, she’s south Asian and Jamaican, that means anything is possible for a woman.' And this is my daughter, who's 8 years old." — David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 13, 2020 That might sound like a joke or parody of the #Woke8YearOld meme. It's not, it's an exact quote. My toddler said she would like some juice and also Kamala's ties to Wall Street and Big Tech could dampen progressive enthusiasm. — David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 13, 2020 The article he links, from 2017, notes previous reports of #Woke9YearOlds and #Woke7YearOlds. Yesterday my 9 year old saw some footage from Charlottesville. Then she asked me if there would be a second Holocaust. — Peter Beinart (@PeterBeinart) August 18, 2017 Again, this is not a parody or joke; Peter Beinart, a leftwing shill, means this sincerely. I mean, he intends you to accept his lie-story as sincere. WokeTykes abound: Apparently 8 is the age when children reach their peak wokeness. pic.twitter.com/uiPZmEuYQg — Noam Blum (@neontaster) November 11, 2016 In which ⁦@JVLast⁩ compares Biden’s choice of Kamala Harris to the Colts’ 1998 selection of Peyton Manning over Ryan Leaf. 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