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August 13, 2020

MSNBC Guest Offers All-Time Greatest #Woke-8-Year-Old Fake Anecdote

Chi-Chi has nothing on this imaginary #WokeTyke.

If you're not familiar with this hoary old leftwing meme, back in 2008 (I think?), someone on Salon (I think?) reported that "Chi-Chi," the writer's #Woke8YearOld, relayed a poignant story about Chi-Chi's eyes welling up with shame and anger when he heard that some people didn't think Obama was all that, and actually wanted to defeat Obama at the polls.

Well, the left loved these stories about tiny children who are just reflecting the neuroses and bigotries of their parents, and we've had a huge amount of Woke 8-Year-Old Punditry since then.


That might sound like a joke or parody of the #Woke8YearOld meme.

It's not, it's an exact quote.

The article he links, from 2017, notes previous reports of #Woke9YearOlds and #Woke7YearOlds.

Again, this is not a parody or joke; Peter Beinart, a leftwing shill, means this sincerely.

I mean, he intends you to accept his lie-story as sincere.

WokeTykes abound:


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