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For those of you wondering why there hasn't been a link to Brent and Alex's podcast for a couple of weeks, Brent's currently dealing with some unspecified health issues and could probably use our prayers. Hopefully they'll be back next week, I've checked the AoS strategic profanity reserve and it's running dangerously low. [Weirddave]
What the hell is going on in the Philippines with this Duterte guy?
Hell might be a useful description...
[ArthurK]
Ali Watkins Now Mentoring High Schoolers?
This is old, but apparently it's making the rounds for some reason. It's a friend's joke, but he's a HUGE PUSSY and TOTAL CUCK so I'll put it up.
Another NeverTrumper Insists That Democrats Must Crush the GOP in 2018 or 2020 In Order to "Save" the GOP
Hey, remember when I was predicting they'd all become Democrats over time? Boy was I crazy. They didn't see this coming -- despite being alleged Experts Who Really Understand Politics, they never grasped the social dynamics of tribal reinforcement and concommittant hatred of outsiders -- but some of us who aren't Experts Who Really Understand Politics understood that precisely this would happen and predicted it over a year ago and decided we 1, didn't want Hillary Clinton as president (our principles on that never wavered) and 2, we didn't want to wind up simply becoming low-level Democrat thugs and hit-men in a year.
Always trust self-proclaimed Experts Who Really Understand Politics who repeatedly demonstrate they don't understand the most elementary principles of social group dynamics and group psychology.
A Musical Visualization of FBI Agents in Emo Distress Over Being Ordered to Pretend to Investigate Hillary Clinton
By the way, Natalie Imbrulia turned that into a teenybopper Sadz-Pop song, but check out the original artist Ednaswap's version. A lot more emotional power.
Weekly Standard Cuck Jonathan V. Last: Why, Peter Strzok Did Nothing At All Wrong. He's Just Like Elliot Ness, Determined to Get Capone. He Should be Praised!
#WhoFundsTheWeeklyStandard? Seriously-- who funds it? Shouldn't we know who funds it to know which way the money is pushing them to lean?
Different Worlds: Alleged Analyst and Would-Be CNN Employee Erick Erickson Apparently Doesn't Know the IG Has Been Working on a Third Report About the Russia Probe and FISA Abuses for Months
The NeverTrumpers live entirely in their own bubble-system of news which is doubly-curated, by the people in their list-servs and twitter feeds, and originally by the liberal media, which they trust, respect, and love
A friend comments, "He must rely on the Weekly Standard for news." Indeed, The Weekly Standard is once again embargoing the news of the day, because it goes against Captain Cuck's narrative.
Man, I just did a solid five hours of work and I am bushed. I honestly do not know how some of you do it. Don't worry, the work included doing posts saved in the queue. Now I gotta go get my lift on. Which I'm delaying.
"Oh, Other Reporters Were Just Giving Them Hand-Outs" -- Ali Watkins
That's a friend's joke. But he doesn't have the BALLS to publish it so I'm a-gonna
New York AG files lawsuit to dissolve Trump Foundation. Suit names the President and three of his children for (get this) using the Foundation for personal enrichment. Considering the unmitigated chutzpah of this in light of the Clinton Crime Family getting away scot free for decades, this was timed so that the media could distract the public from the IG Report and potentially damning revelations. Aside from that, this lawsuit was initially the brainchild of disgraced NY State AG Erik "Brown Sugar" Schneiderman, who consistently covered for the Clintons. [J.J. Sefton] UPDATE: Safe link to PJ Media - JJS
Live test demonstrates why Tesla autopilots keep crashing.
A human can't be ready for hours to take over on less than a seconds notice.
[ArthurK]
Suspected Walmart robber tries to carjack two different cars, both drivers pull out guns Christopher Hill's car would not start after he robbed a Walmart Liquor Store. Trying to act fast, Hill tried carjacking one car where the owner drew his firearm. He then tried to carjack another car where the owner also drew her firearm. Hat Tip: AtC [CBD]
Slightly Funny Trump/James Bond Mashup Video. Donald Trump's GoldenHair [dri]
The sex scandal that wouldn't lie down "The case uncovers the brutal methods used to snare young women - some as young as 15 - into a call-girl agency specialising in wealthy, high-profile clients..." "Six people are charged with the running of an international prostitution ring, whose call-girls entertained the actor Robert de Niro, the former tennis player, Wojtek Fibak, two senior (but unnamed) French politicians and several Gulf princes. The agency specialised in tricking, or trapping, star-struck teenage girls into selling their bodies with the promise of careers as models or actresses." [CBD]
If Only Racist, Sexist White Males Don't Like Soylo, Why Does the Female Jenny Nicholson -- Usually a Very Easy Get for a Positive Star Wars Review -- Have 45 Minutes Worth of Video Trashing It?
Will the SJWs de-sex her next, as they do with any woman who violates their bizarre Cult Edicts?
Why does another female Star Wars fan (or ex-fan), Talk Nerdy to Me, also hate it? She also hated The Last Jedi -- but I thought only racist, sexist enraged reactionary white manbabies hated that movie. What gives?
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