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December 23, 2010

Overnight Open Thread - Pre-Christmas Eve Edition

Happy Thursday and Merry Christmas all.

I'll be traveling tomorrow and genghis may or may not will be able to host the ONT so all you openblogger-types who are interested in covering the ONT for next few days send me an email at my address - which is carefully hidden someplace in this post.

Modern Christmas Carols

So the other day Dennis Prager was complaining that there just don't seem to be any new Christmas carols appearing these days. Well I think there are but we just don't notice them as much since they tend to be in newer genres of pop music and aren't associated with popular movies or musicals. So here are a couple I think are worthy of being declared modern carols. Feel free to suggest your own in the comments.

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Yahoo group. That is all.

Tonight's post brought to you by Christmas dreams:


Christmas Eve Eve Update [DiT]: I emailed this to maet a little while ago but he said he was packing an inflatable goat following TSA regs for an early flight tomorrow, so he said I could dump it in here, anyway, something to go along with his Modern Christmas Carols theme,

from SondraK via Retired Geezer. Merry Christmas y'all.

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

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