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December 05, 2010

Open Hamburger Thread [rdbrewer]

All these burgers have been personally approved my Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama recently announced her initiative to "green up" public schools. It's part of her ongoing effort to help America eat more healthy.

First Lady Michelle Obama is expected to announce . . . a major new initiative that would place up to 5,000 salad bars in public schools nationwide, despite uncertainties over how local health inspectors might treat those salad bars and USDA nutrition-tracking rules that could prove a major impediment.

Here she can been seen choking down a greaseburger taking a break from the hard work of putting salad bars in schools and improving people's lives. Let's take this Teaching Moment to heart and review the list of Michelle Obama approved hamburgers.

Carl's Jr./Hardees Foot Long Cheeseburger

Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burger Melt

Burger King Quad Stacker

McDonald's Mega Mac
(Meggie Mac's Favorite)

The KFC Double Down

Update: Some have mentioned burgers Michelle loves that were left off the list:

The Wendy's Baconator

The Big Kahuna Burger

In-And-Out 4x4

And check this list.

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posted by Open Blogger at 06:41 PM

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