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December 25, 2010

Overnight Thread-Christmas Edition [CDR M]

Good evening Moron Nation and Merry Christmas!! Hope Santa paid you all a visit and brought what your black hearts desired! I sure hope each and every one of us got to spend time with family and friends. To those forward deployed, you are forever in our thoughts. Come home safe. I'm sure for most, the day went off without a hitch (except Genghis who is dealing with Stuxnet at his house) but I'm sure there are some of us with some great stories to share around the blogsphere campfire, especially if they pertain to libtard family members! Regardless, here are some tips if you face zombies tonight on this most holy day. You can substitute liberals for zombies. Works the same.



So what did you have for dinner? Turkey? Ham? Hobo? Well here's what the rest of the world eats on Christmas Day.

Genghis says this is mandatory viewing every Christmas and I'd have to agree.
Woodland Critter Christmas.

This is what happens when some take Star Wars way too seriously. Clever nonetheless, maybe even a bit cute. The AT-AT family Christmas

This is probably the same family. The AT-AT dog.


Here's some info I'm puttin' to you guys that could come in handy like tomorrow. How To Return Unwanted Holiday Gifts.

Heh, a spoof of those Pure Michigan commercials. This one is titled: Winter Virgins.

And for you traveler's, 6 places germs breed in airplanes.


Just too cute.


This is perfect for Christmas Day. Theo Spark sums it up nicely. Killing our enemies on Christmas Day since 1776. Here's a link to George Washington's full speech. That's how a friggin' President is supposed to sound. And without a teleprompter.


Heh. The 50 Worst Christmas Albums of All Time.

Speaking of Christmas ditties, Genghis sends in this one (NSFW):

You thought your Family Christmas photo's were bad? Look at these and feel a whole better about yo' self (hopefully). Awesome Family Christmas Pictures.


I know, I know, you need some eye bleach after that last picture. This will help. Pretty awesome Christmas Light show at my house. OK, not my house, but someone's house. For reals.


I'm mad at Santa. I didn't see this under the tree today. Hawt Christmas Outfits. Look at the bright side, if you feel naughty for looking at them, you have 364 days to be nice again!


So do you think you can play guitar? Christmas songs? Then give Santa Rock Star a try! It's free.

Of course, since it's Caturday, here's your cat video with a holiday twist:


On a serious note, let's not forget those standing watch at the pointy end of the spear.

That's all I got tonight. Merry Christmas everyone! God bless you all and have a great night!

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