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The Great North American Moron Meetup (GNAMM) is being held in Las Vegas on September 22, 23, 24. For more information:
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Texas MoMe and SWOH MoME tentatively scheduled for 10/21/17
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Yawn. Big f*cking deal. CricketsWasserman Schultz aide arrested attempting to leave country. [Mis. Hum.]
Westworld Actress Rachel Evan Wood Uses Sage and Tiger's Eye to Keep Demons Away; Aging Pop Princess Katy Perry Uses a Rose Quartz to Attract Men
That and cleavage, and a liberation from suffocating discrimination
These people are stupid as sea cucumbers. Honestly.
Climate Change Activists: Stop Enjoying The Traditional Joys of the Summer (and Also, Childbirth) or You Hate Gaia
I imagine they'll be organizing a private-jet conference in Geneva to make further announcements about what the Little People must do to atone for the Corporate and NGO Junket Class' sins
National prize stripped from winning makeup artist when it's discovered she's a Trump supporter. "...everything that they’re calling us, they’re doing." Can you imagine if this had been done to Obama supporters?
Headlines: 7/24/2017
Hmmmm. I never knew that men can have periods too. I'm kidding, Progs aren't. [Mis. Hum.]
Jay Guevara posted an interesting video over at cut.jib.newsletter. How do we change destructive societal attitudes? [CBD]
Headlines: 7/23/2017
China Forces Muslim Users to Install Spying Software on Smartphones "detect any possible terrorist and illegal religious videos, images, e-books, and electronic documents.” [dri]
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