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Probably 2,000 serial killers loose in the US.
Don't scoff at his research - he discovered the existance of a serial killer the local police didn't know about.
[ArthurK]
1970s teen heartthrob David Cassidy has passed away at 67. [Weirddave]
10 rivers (8 in Asia, 2 Africa) dump 95% of the world's plastic pollution into the oceans.
Tell me again why Americans can't have plastic bags at the supermarket.
[ArthurK]
Charlie Rose Says He Thought His Behavior Was Based on "Mutual" Feelings
Walking around with your Old Man Balls rolling on the floor is "mutual" in what sense, I'm wondering
Herschel Walker, a class act. Perhaps a replacement for Roger Goodell? Here's hoping Jerry Jones checks out the sidebar. [Mis. Hum.]
We continue to be a seriously non-serious society. Subtitle: Rex Tillerson needs to go. Transgender day of remembrance. I'd tell trannies to go fuck themselves, but I suspect that's not really an insult to them.[krak/t]
Press Secretary Sarah Sanders: "North Korea has just been placed on our list of state sponsors of terrorism. I would like to remind Kim Jong Un that as of November 8th 2016, the U.S. ended it's policy of sending the countries on that list pallets of cash." [CBD]
Self-taught rocket scientist plans to launch over ghost town. " a steam-powered rocket [built] out of salvage parts in his garage. " [dri]
Illegitimately elected US Senator is in the cross-hairs of his ilk. Al Franken coming under intense pressure to resign. [Mis. Hum]
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