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Larry O'Connor Scolds His Employer Mediaite for an Article Baselessly Claiming Tucker Carlson is a "White Nationalist"
To Mediaite's credit, they did permit him to run this against-the-magazine's-basic-take contrary piece. Which seems like more than one can say about the Weekly Standard, his former employer.
Hours After Hurricane Irma, Miami-Dade County Tickets Residents For Code Violations "Celso Perez was helping his neighbors remove some fallen trees blocking their street when a county code enforcer rolled up and issued him a safety notice for having a downed fence. "I laughed," Perez tells WSVN-TV. "I thought he was kidding. 'You are kidding right? We just had a hurricane six hours ago.'"" H/T VIA [CBD]
Stacy Dash Responds To Pitybooking "Comedian" Chelsea Handler Calling Her a "Black White Supremacist"
Someone who has no talent whatsoever but gets gig after gig like Chelsea Handler really should be checking her own #WhitePrivilege, not trying to start a race war
CBS is the Only Network to Report That Amazon Has a Coordinated Partisan Effort to Delete One-Star Reviews of Hillary's Deplorable Book
One fun point: Norah O'Donnell reports, with great satisfaction I'm sure, that Hillary's deplorable book has a five star average on Amazon, not apparently realizing they just reported Amazon is zapping all the unfavorable reviews
And by the way, I've seen people complaining that two star reviews are being zapped too
Barely Mobile Turnip and Self-Described "Hack" for Democrats Glenn Thrush Says He's Putting His Much-Derided Twitter Account into "Dormant" Status, Because It's Too Much of a "Distraction"
Certainly these things are timesucks. But I'll eat his nasty fedora if he's able to resist the urge to publicly preen for more than two weeks.
Beijing's First-Of-Its-Kind (I Hope) Sex Doll Sharing Service Shuts Down After Only Four Days of Operation
"All deposits made for the sex doll sharing scheme will be returned to customers, the company said."
Well, I hope not all deposits.
My theory is that the owners never agreed who would have to clean the dolls after the three day rental, and the whole enterprise was terminated after they had a violent row about who was first on Smegma Duty
McClatchy Newspapers Get "Woke" from the Demi-Urge's False World: Here Now a Glimpse of "President Jeb" Bush
When a substantial part of the country has decided to elope to an alternate reality, it's time to recognize that the country is seized by viral insanity.
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