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November 01, 2011

Heartbreak: Naked Speeding G-String Lady Turns Out To Be A Little Low Class, Emotionally Unstable

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that's best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes:

Thus mellowed to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

I just wanted this. Was that too much to ask?

First of all:

Holdsworth, whose rap sheet includes two prior DUI collars, was actually wearing an ankle bracelet that monitors alcohol intake when she was nabbed by Bainbridge cops.

Unexpectedly, as the Associated Press might say.

Video -- and, more importantly, audio -- of her arrest. Moderate content warning for three-quarters grainy police-cam nudity on the first one, much more serious nonstop profanity/racial slur/explicit sexual language content warning for the second one.

Key excerpts: "Do you know what it's like to be f*** up the a** when you don't want it?"

Cf. with: "My daughters... They gotta go to school in the morning. You hear me? THEY GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL IN THE MORNING!!!"

If I have her story right, they took away her kids because they were "fat and shit." Now they "regulate dey diet."

Anyone think that her kids were taken away due to weight issues?

Thanks to Slublog. Monty added the poem.

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posted by Ace at 03:52 PM

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