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November 16, 2011

Congratulations To President Obama, For His Decisive, Violent Leadership In Stamping Out The Growing Disorderliness of the Occupy Movement

For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of my country.

It looks like Obama gave the go-signal to clear out the scum as he boarded a flight to be "conveniently" unreachable in the Pacific Rim.

It's this kind of mix of authoritarian skull-busting combined with cunning plausible deniability that I find so wonderful in this man.

Other presidents might have let the disorder grow, but not President Truncheon. He bravely and wisely waded into the hippie throngs and began braining them with nightsticks and baton-rounds.

So this is for you, President Obama. By using overwhelming force to stamp out the scourge of idealistic rebellion -- by smashing the faces of those who seek real change -- you've earned this Ace of Spades long-distance dedication.


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