Toure: Seriously, White Men Fear Me

Toure continues his crap that white men have an "instinctual" fear of black men going after white women. What makes this hilarious is that he's saying this has to show up in polls eventually; but for now, he's just perplexed that it hasn't shown up yet.

I have to let the half-black or whatever he is Toure in on a little secret.

I know a lot reedy, weak-looking black guys who are all about this idea, that white men fear them in some way.

This is important to their egos. They want to believe that everyone is kind of afraid of them and their sexual prowess.

Guys? Let me let you in on a little deflating secret:

The black guys white men are afraid of are the same black guys you're afraid of.

That is, the big ones who look like they could do some damage.

The little half-a-hanky lightweights like Toure? Um, no. Not afraid.

I know this is something you're kind of banking on -- White Men Fear Me! -- but if you're about the same size and build as "Ben" from Parks and Recreation, no, sorry, I'm about as afraid of you as I am of, well, "Ben" from Parks and Recreation.

Look upon my virility, and despair!

Racists like to claim the achievements or attributes of others in their race. Visit any motley scrum of bucktoothed KKK retards and you'll hear about all the great things The White Man has achieved, like radio and bridges and the moon landing.

But they speak of these achievements as if somehow they were linked to them.

They're not. The "White Men" who did those things had nothing at all in common with the losers talking up the achievements of other White Men.

But similarly, black racists -- like Toure -- can't seem to stop associating themselves with the "Scary Factor" of, say, a Shaquille O'Neal. He seems to think that while I would, in fact, be plenty scared if Shaquille O'Neal accosted me, I must have similar fears of Toure accosting me, because Toure and Shaq share about the same amount of genetic inheritance as Leonardo DaVinci and the average Cyclops in the KKK.

In other words-- not too much.

I keep hearing this from pencil-necked geeks like Cornell West, this kind of getting-off-on-it idea that someone who looks like a Nubian Woody Allen might be scaring the bejesus out of some crackers.

No. Not so much.

If you want to be scary, I've got two words for you: Lats work.

So we get exhibitions like this pencil-necked pansy ass, who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched, laying down all sorts of smacktalk about quavering white men.

Let's try to ease up on the racial stuff, huh, sweetie?

No Offense Meant To Adam Scott. He seems like just a completely likable guy. Instantly likable.

Maybe he's a total dick in real life, but in that case, he's blessed with total affability.

Anyway, no offense. I just mean he's not threatening, not that he's a wimp or anything.

More Scary:

When Toure blows the lid off of Clarence Thomas' secret marriage to a white woman, the whole conservative movement will collapse in an internecine bloodbath. -- Gristle Encased Head

posted by Ace at 06:16 PM

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