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November 02, 2011

30 Seconds of Work For Millions of Dollars: 20 Year Old Claims Justin Bieber Knocked Her Up In Half-Minute Tryst

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Teen idol Justin Bieber allegedly lost his virginity – and impregnated a young woman – during a 30-second tryst after a concert in Los Angeles late last year, according to a paternity suit filed Monday.

RadarOnline.com reports that Mariah Yeater, 20, filed court papers on October 31 stating that Bieber is the father of her three-month-old child.

Yeater could also be opening her up to a potential statutory-rape probe, however, as Bieber would have been 16 when the alleged incident occurred.

30 seconds. Man, this woman should sell her eggs, because they are golden. They're like Magic Beans.

Obligatory link of Gold Digger.

She really nailed it. She's a groupie, she has some bizarre fixation on a child, and manages a one-and-done permanent connection with him. Nice.



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