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November 25, 2011

Overnight Open Thread

Well, I hope y'all are still having a great holiday weekend. I finished putting up my Christmas lights/decorations today and now I can kick my feet up and enjoy the rest of the weekend. Didn't do any of the Black Friday shopping stuff. With this economy, they'll still have Black Friday prices all the way through to Christmas so why bother with the crowds.

Remember that article last week talking about the rising cost of coffee? Well, this might work for you as an alternate. Cocaine Tea! I think I'll just wait for Cocaine Coffee.

The tea provides an effect similar to coffee, but instead of caffeine, it contains a little more illicit stimulant, cocaine.
Cocaine is actually present within the tea, but only a small amount – enough to act as a stimulant akin to caffeine, but many believe it to produces a less "jittery" energy effect. When consumed as a tea, the euphoric effect associated with cocaine use is also absent.

No euphoric feelings? Dang.

Creepy Sex Advice Book Covers

Oh man, are there some Scary & Funny Sex Advice Book Covers. Mildly NSFW (more for book title than imagery) but safe for Kratos!

What would you do for $50?

Evidently this guy will lick a urinal. He did this during a recent UW/Colorado game and he didn't even wait for at least a double dog dare. Beware Seattle 'rons, he lives amongst you!

Attention Morons!

Well, this seems like good news. Study: Staring At Nekkid Women Makes You Smarter. No argument from me! In fact, I should get back to studying.

Cats VS Dogs

Ah yes, which is more popular? Well, the data seems to show Doggehs are winnin'!

While cats have a respectable lead, the winner is clear — dogs are 37% of the total results in the cute animal set, and feature in 50% more pages than cats!

I'm sure the Caturday folks will now claim it's some kind of conspiracy.

Nature Is Stunning

Absolutely Awesome Nature Photos.

Defense Budget Cuts

It pains me to report that we now have video evidence of how deep the cuts are going to be in the military. Look at what has become of the Javelin missile. Just sad.

Find The Hidden Doggeh

Can you see the doggeh?

UK Firefighting Stories

The Man With A Ring Stuck On His Penis....And Other Firefighting Stories. Just what the hell is going on in the UK?

A man who turned up at hospital with a ring stuck on his penis had to be cut free by 10 firefighters, according to data released by the London fire brigade.

It took firefighters 20 minutes to remove the ring after staff at Queen Elizabeth hospital, Woolwich, were unable to prise it from the man's genitals.

Two fire engines were dispatched to perform the delicate procedure

That must've been some ring.

Gift Ideas For 10 Major Species Of Sci-Fi Fan

Well this should just about cover all of the morons. Gift Ideas For All Species Of Sci-Fi Fans.

Well, that's all I got for tonight. I still have the MIL at the house and now the SIL with her two kids. Chaos reigns!

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