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CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more!

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-- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD]

McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress
He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD]

Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD]

CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Senate ditches dress code to appease low-life vegetable Fetterman, Biden refuses SS protection for RFK Jr., the mistrust, misery and death engendered by the useless and dangerous Covid shots, the more AGW is debunked, the more the propaganda heats up, and more!

106 Paul comments like I dress

Posted by: John Fetterman

There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will.

I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman:

...with this newer photo of Fetterman:

Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair.
(ETA: The second picture is from the Fetterman Netflix biography - [Weirddave])

Forgotten 90s Mystery Click
For [song title]/ I had no obligations/ My mind was a blur/ I did not know what to do/ I think I lost myself/ When I lost my motivation/ Now I'm walking 'round the city/ Just waiting to come to

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
And do you feel scared? I do, but I won't stop and falter
He says that like eighteen times in the song. The song has fifteen words of lyrics.

Days After Biden Approves $6 Billion Ransom Deal, Iran Takes Another Westerner Hostage
You can't make this sh*t up! [CBD]

CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E12 - CBD and Sefton discuss: the Hunter Biden gun indictment, the UAW goes on an historic strike that could have major ramifications for political shift, the pols' resentment/revulsion of the people, Susanna Gibbons blames people for noticing her porn tape, Disney strangles the golden goose, and more.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Acquitted of All Bogus Charges Let's hope this is the proverbial nail in the coffin of the Bushes and their globalist backers. [J.J. Sefton]

Update: How Dove's homely, morbidly obese life-hating spokeswhore gleefully destroyed the life of a white student who dared to be physically present on BLM-"owned" streets

Chicago Mayor Wants Government-Owned Grocery Store We've heard this tune before! "I owe my soul to the ~~company~~ government store" [CBD]

ABC News Staffers 'Freaking' out over Reports Disney in Talks to Sell Outlet to Mogul Byron Allen, Nexstar
And so it begins... [CBD]

Flashback: Foreign Agent Double-Oh Joe: License to Fall

Megyn Kelly talks with David Zweig about Malignant Dwarf Anthony Fauci's absolute refusal to stop lying in even a single interview

Armed Robber Thwarted by Good Guy with Gun at Georgia Fast Food Joint
"The suspect was rushed to the hospital and will face a number of charges, including armed robbery, aggravated assault, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon..."
But...but..but...that's illegal! [CBD]

Escaped Pennsylvania murderer Danelo Cavalcante captured [dri]

Megyn Kelly looks back at Chris Wallace's disgraceful, corrupt "moderation" of the Trump-Biden debate (or the debate that was scheduled, but which Chris Wallace would not permit)

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Cheney Out Polls Pelosi In Approval Rating Smart Diplomacy: Suck Up To Our Enemies, Annoy Our Friends Sotomayor Used "Wise Latina" Line ~~Once~~ Quite A Bit It Turns Out San Diego County Officials...Um Sorry We Didn't Know About That Freedom Of Religion Thing Top Headline Comments 06-05-09 Overnight open thread – (genghis) The Battle Of Midway The Decline and Fall of the Welfare Empire Goldman Forecast: Oil to $85 By Year's End No Friends of Angelo: CountryWide's Mozillo Indicted by SEC for Fraud Sotomayor's College Thesis Insisted the United States Congress Was Actually the North American Congress Craigslist Ad: Hey, Come Rape My Unwilling Wife So I Can Get Off Watching It "Torture," in Photographic Context Oh. My. God: LAT Times Finds the Fun in Unemployment, Coining the Term (and I'm Not Kidding) "Funemployment" Geithner's Plan Dies; No Bank Wanted to Participate David Carradine Dies in Bangkok Hotel-Room Closet, Hanged in Possible Case of Sexual Asphyxia More Cairo: On One Hand, There's the Holocaust; On the Other Hand, There's What Jews Are Doing to Palestinians Every Day Bleg: What Rules Make it Harder for Muslims to Meet Zakat in the U.S.? Obama NOT for Women: "We Defend the Use of the Hijab" Mr. Obama Goes To Cairo Top Headline Comments 06-04-09 Overnight open thread – News You Can Abuse (genghis) Obama: ~~Repairing Our Image in the Middle East~~ Introducing His Staff Awesome AP Spin: "Bin Ladin's Criticism of Obama a Sign He Is Worried" Well, They Always Say Monkeys Share A Lot of Genetic Material With Humans Al Qaeda Recruitment Video Seeks Volunteers for Smuggling BioWeapons Across Mexican Border Zombie Chrysler Sale Put on Hold Iowahawk: GM's New "Pelosi" Car Sotomayor Said That a "Wise Woman" Would Reach Better Conclusions Than a Man, in 1994 Shocker: Eric Holder Works Overtime To Keep Illegal Voters on Rolls Reid: Not Going to Look at A Single Judge Sotomayor Opinion Humpday Ignorant And Gratuitous Scandi Bashing Dick Morris on Obama's Coming Implosion Steny Hoyer Siding With Republicans, Against Pelosi, on Ethics Investigations? Update: Just "Cover" for Democrats Man Arrested for Rape, Live-Streamed on Internet Midday Palate Cleanser Brian Williams Bows To Obama? Soldiers v. The Abortionist, Guess Who The Media And Obama Cares About More Obama: You Know America Is Kind Of One Of The World's Largest Muslim Nations Top Headline Comments 06-03-09 Obama DoJ...Rejects Georgia Voter ID Plan Overnight open thread – Everything Old is New Again (genghis) Air France Target of Bomb Threat in South America Days Before Plane Lost CNN Poll: Palin, Huckabee, or Romney? Update: Favorability of Republican Leaders Improves, But LAT Reporter Too Annoyed By Findings to Offer Details White House National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications Smears President Obama as Having Muslim Roots NPR: William Long's Murderer May Have Had "Religious Motivations" Hmmm... Richard Wolffe's New Book on Obama Says Their Marriage Wasn't Always So Solid WTF? 7th Circuit Rules Second Amendment Not Incorporated by 14th Amendmet Update: Appears to Be Not Such a Big Deal; Conservative Judges Just Properly Following Precedent That Only the SC Can Overturn Politico Lies in Headline: "Sonia Sotomayor Explains Her 'Wise Latina' Remark" Joe "The Sheriff"Biden: People are Already Scamming the Public for Stimulus Money Goverment Motors: Bailouts Forever, with Government Making All "Fundamental Corporate Decisions" (i.e., Every Decision of Consequence) Media "Creates or Saves" ~5 Points of Obama's Public Approval Rating By Endlessly Repeating Obama's Absurd "Created or Saved" Non-Statistic Sarah Palin...Hey, You Know The Little Rock Murder Isn't Exactly Getting The Same Attention As The Tiller Case Pat Leahy: Sotomayor Stands By "Wise Latina" Remark Update: Not So Much More Polls...Americans Not As Eager To Shut Gitmo As We've Been Led To Believe Debris Found In Search For Air France Flight Lost Over Atlantic Polls, Polls, Polls (genghis) Media Statistic of the Day Top Headline Comments 06-02-09 Man Arrested For Shooting Two Soldiers In Arkansas Is "A Muslim Convert" Who Doesn't Like The US Military UPDATED And BUMPED: Suspect Traveled To Yemen, Was Under FBI Investigation Overnight open thread – (genghis) Jong-Il Signaling Successor? Obama Falsely Claiming to Be First Again Obama on Black, Conservative Judicial Nominee Janice Rogers Brown: "I hope we have arrived at a point in our country's history where Black folks can be criticized for holding views that are out of the mainstream" Dick Cheney, Gay Marriage Advocate Federal Government Debt Per Household? $546,668 Bill O'Reilly Implicated in Murder Rasmussen: Only 31% Say Spendulus Helped the Economy Two Soldiers Shot Outside Of Recruiting Station...1 Dead, 1 Seriously Injured Two Soldiers Shot Outside Of Recruiting Station...1 Dead, 1 Seriously Injured Air France Jet Disappears Over Atlantic GM Declares Bankruptcy The Objection to Sotomayor Is Not About Affirmative Action Top Headline Comments 06-01-09	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more! I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already -- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD] McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD] Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD] CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Senate ditches dress code to appease low-life vegetable Fetterman, Biden refuses SS protection for RFK Jr., the mistrust, misery and death engendered by the useless and dangerous Covid shots, the more AGW is debunked, the more the propaganda heats up, and more! 106 Paul comments like I dress Posted by: John Fetterman There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will. I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman: ...with this newer photo of Fetterman: Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair. (ETA: The second picture is from the Fetterman Netflix biography - [Weirddave]) Forgotten 90s Mystery Click For [song title]/ I had no obligations/ My mind was a blur/ I did not know what to do/ I think I lost myself/ When I lost my motivation/ Now I'm walking 'round the city/ Just waiting to come to Forgotten 80s Mystery Click And do you feel scared? I do, but I won't stop and falter He says that like eighteen times in the song. The song has fifteen words of lyrics. Days After Biden Approves $6 Billion Ransom Deal, Iran Takes Another Westerner Hostage You can't make this sht up!* [CBD] CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E12 - CBD and Sefton discuss: the Hunter Biden gun indictment, the UAW goes on an historic strike that could have major ramifications for political shift, the pols' resentment/revulsion of the people, Susanna Gibbons blames people for noticing her porn tape, Disney strangles the golden goose, and more. *Texas AG Ken Paxton Acquitted of All Bogus Charges* Let's hope this is the proverbial nail in the coffin of the Bushes and their globalist backers. [J.J. Sefton] Update: How Dove's homely, morbidly obese life-hating spokeswhore gleefully destroyed the life of a white student who dared to be physically present on BLM-"owned" streets Chicago Mayor Wants Government-Owned Grocery Store We've heard this tune before! "I owe my soul to the ~~company~~ government store" [CBD] ABC News Staffers 'Freaking' out over Reports Disney in Talks to Sell Outlet to Mogul Byron Allen, Nexstar And so it begins... [CBD] Flashback: Foreign Agent Double-Oh Joe: License to Fall Megyn Kelly talks with David Zweig about Malignant Dwarf Anthony Fauci's absolute refusal to stop lying in even a single interview Armed Robber Thwarted by Good Guy with Gun at Georgia Fast Food Joint "The suspect was rushed to the hospital and will face a number of charges, including armed robbery, aggravated assault, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon..." But...but..but...that's illegal! [CBD] Escaped Pennsylvania murderer Danelo Cavalcante captured [dri] Megyn Kelly looks back at Chris Wallace's disgraceful, corrupt "moderation" of the Trump-Biden debate (or the debate that was scheduled, but which Chris Wallace would not permit) Recent Comments rhennigantx: "Rabbi Dov Fischer: "Illness might be G-d’s w ..." 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